Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours!
Get some cake!
Have a tipple!
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!
Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our seventh cat rave. Amber was banned from being in charge of the bar, as she’s such a liability (aka old lush) and takes too long to serve the drinks because she has to try everything. So, if mew need any assistance just ask Snowie or Posie and they can mix mew whatever mew want.
If mew need any extra snacks while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, as he reckons his A.I. Replicator machine can cook up anything mew like, and just tap your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.
Parsley and Pandora have set up another most epic 90's and early 00's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Blueberry nip cocktail too many and, I'm back in my 90's epically epic diehard raver get-up, as I just love that era! MOL
If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; and our latest home-grown release is the White Cheetah Mix, it's a new strain that makes mew dance really fast, Basil tried some earlier and before he know it he’d danced all the way up to level two and back again before anypawdy even noticed! MOL
Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on.
Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost!
And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a nip cocktail?