Thursday 31 August 2023

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Parsley's Epic 11th Birthday Rave And GiveAway

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Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 
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Get some cake!

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The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Parsley's 10th Birthday Pawty BionicBasil® Red Haze Nip Cocktail

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Have a tipple! 

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Help yourselves to nibbles!

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MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

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Get some pudding!

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 The Nip Nirvana Lounge


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Amber begged to be in charge of the bar again, after being repeatedly banned plus a future lifetime ban as she was just getting so out of control. But she begged and pleaded, promising to be epic and we gave in (huge mistake) and now she's passed out behind the bar (the above picture was taken earlier, before that passing out event, when she was merely laying on the bar in a semi drunken coma).

  So if mew don't see her again, as I think the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a snooze. She may rejoin us when she can stand again, in the meantime feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's really nifty A.I. Replicators can cook mew up whatever mew want. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another most epic 80's and early 90's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I'm on the Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch these things literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as this is my 4th! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to celebrate my birthday Humphrey created a new strain which is supurr fizzy with a kick called the Exploding Panfur mix. I'm not sure if I like the name, but it's fluffing good nip! 

 Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded, and now he wanted to climb every tree at BBHQ! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, as it took 2 weeks to catch it last time. 

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants an Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters?


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The giveaway is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below OR on Parsley's Birthday Instagram post. We'll do the draw for the winner next Thursday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next Midweek News post we share. So remember to come back!

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic, and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things for mew and your hooman.

We have one goodie bag to giveaway

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]


The prize is as stated, and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them. Failure to respond within
14 days of notification will result in your prize being offered to someone else.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley xx

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  1. Happiest Birthday Parsley! We hope your special day is super duper special, just like you!

  2. Happy Birthday, Parsley...and many more!
    Da Boyz are already at the pipes, and Sweetie is chatting with Humphrey about recipes.
    Oh Amber...not again!

  3. Happy birthday good buddy. Thanks for the awesome spread.

  4. Happy birthday, Parsley! This party is so awesome, and good job with the tunage, Melvyn and Pandora -- we agree that the 80s and early 90s had the most epic music.

  5. Happy birthday Parsley! You always all have the best parties!

  6. You throw the best birthday parties ever. Wow.

    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday Dear Parsley,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you.♪♫

    Have a fabulous day and rest of the week. Scritches all around and a hug to mom. ♥

  7. Happy Birthday Parlsey! You are so handsome in your party hat - enjoy!

  8. PARSLEY you handsome well dressed mancat you! Happy Birthday! And I will be over by the nip if you wish to walk on by...

  9. Happy Birthday, Parsley! That party looks like a blast!

  10. parsley…dood… we hope ewe haz a most epic lee awesum lee soooper grate day
    and yur birthday total lee rox. thanx for de partee inn vite and de deeeelishuz nomz!
    cauz trubull, and heerz two a yeer a head filled with happeez and healtheez 🐟💚💙🍀

  11. Happy Purrthday Parsley ! Awesome party !

  12. I wish you many happy returns of the day, Parsley!

  13. Happy Birthday Parsley!! I don't believe the lies about sweet Amber though. She is too sophisticated to do that. XO

  14. Happy Birthday, Parsley! You sure know how to party!

  15. A very happy birthday Parsley you're party looks amazing.x😻🐈‍⬛🐾

  16. Oh dear...bad petcretary forgot to come by at the right
    Happy Belated Birthday to YOU, Parsley!

    So much goodies, any left overs for hungry pups?? LOL!

    Petcretary said all those goodies reminded her of a huge buffet restaurant she sometimes goes to when she is with her family...ah food, always makes for good memories:)