Wednesday 1 May 2024

**WELCOME TO THE PAWTY** Happy 13th Birthday Smooch

It's Pawty Time @BionicBasil®

Happy Birthday Smooch ©BionicBasil®

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

Smooch 12th Birthday Cake ©BionicBasil®


Smooch's 13th Birthday Pawty  ©BionicBasil® Pawty Pawtrait

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Nip Bar  ©BionicBasil®.

Have a drink! 

Smooch's Pawty Balloons ©BionicBasil®

Help yourselves to nibbles

Nibbles Platter  ©BionicBasil® Nibbles Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Nibbles Platter  ©BionicBasil®

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Smooch's Pawty Balloons ©BionicBasil®

Get some pudding

Dessert Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Dessert Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Dessert Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Smooch's Pawty Balloons ©BionicBasil®


 The Nip Nirvana Lounge



Smooch's 11th Birthday  ©BionicBasil® Nip Nirvana Lounge Night Club

Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker, The Nip Nirvana Lounge, and another epic cat rave. Amber was supposed to be in charge of the bar again, but as at previous BBHQ raves the old lush got a bit effervescent when dancing on the bartop after several Sundew Niptini's. So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, don't forget that Humphrey installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything, so just input your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another epic '90s and early '00s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Green Goblin nip cocktail too many, and, as for me, I'm on Humphrey's catnip beer, which he's been brewing in his laboratory. According to Parsley it's so fizzy it will literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as last year this stuff really hit the spot and I was literally flying! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; which is one of our most popular strains and its extra zingy, in honour of my birthday we've just cultivated a brand new crop of Psychedelic Panfur which is our ultimate fur fluffing blend yet. Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded! Melvyn has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and for anypawdy who requires a neutral, gender-fluid litter cubicle please use the door with the Caticorn on, as we're supurr progressive at BBHQ and like to make sure everypawdy's needs are met.

Just a note of warning; whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken again, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, yep it went on the rampage on Level Eight last week and freaked the fluff out of The M-Unit, and it took us ages to catch it, especially after Humphrey used his miniaturizing ray gun on it and it went berserk in Horice's oasis and tried to sink the miniaturized Crimson Revenge pirate ship! MOL

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a catnip beer?


Smooch's Pawty Balloons ©BionicBasil®

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash out completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Smooch xx

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  1. OOH, we would like a catnip beer, for sure! Epic party, mew guys. Happy birthday, Smooch!!!

    P.S. - those A.I. Replicators in the kitchen are amazing. Who would have imagined?

  2. I wish you many, many happy returns of the day, Smooch!

  3. Smooch what a marvelous birthday pawty and look at all that wonderful food! Happy Birthday and many more. Precious

  4. Happy 13th Birthday Smooch!! Have lots of fun celebrating!! We can't wait to try all of the delicious food and drinks, also the nip!!😸🎉🎂

  5. WOW ... you're a teenager ... indeed that is EPIC! Party away, Smooch ... happy purr-fectly birthday time to you ... now I gotta go enjoy it all ... meowz from June

  6. smooch…eye dunno…may bee a looze kraken at de partee wood bee fun…give
    it a try‼️😺 hope yur birthday iz epic lee total lee soooper grate fun and ewe
    N joy a yeer a head filled with happeez and healtheez 🍺🍺🍺😺💙🐟‼️

  7. Happy Birthday from all of us Smooch! WOW! Y'all sure know how to party!

  8. Always such a wonderful party and all the delicious food. Yummy.

    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday Dear Smooch,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you.♪♫

    Have a fabulous day and rest of the week. Scritches to all the kitties and a big hug to your wonderful mom. ♥

  9. Oh WOW! What a great Pawty! Extra 13 Pawkisses for a Happy Birthday Smooch🎉🎉🎉

  10. A very Happy Birthday to Smooch! The party sounds like an absolute blast! Party hearty, kitties!

  11. Happy Birthday to Smooch! XO

  12. Happiest of Birthday wishes to YOU, Smooch! What a pawrty, Whoo-Hoo!!

  13. Happy Birthday Smooch!!! 💕 I'm really enjoying the Psychedelic Panfur catnip! Your buddy, Jake Housepanther


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