Get some cake!
HERE'S CELESTIAL BASIL'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT
Help yourself to nibbles
MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL
Get some pudding
YUM-A-LICIOUSNESS!!!
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
and
TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!
Welcome to our
nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our tenth cat
rave. Mew may remember at Smooch’s Rave last month; we banned Amber from ever
being in charge of the bar again! So we have built more kitty droids to serve the drinks from our
extensive cocktail menu.
If mew would
like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey’s A.I.
Replicator is in the kitchen behind the bar. Just look at the menu to see what
grabs your fancy, or if mew want something that’s not on the main menu, just
input your order on the screen at the bar, and the kitty droids will be
with mew imminently.
Smooch and Fudge
have set up another most epic ‘90s and early ’00s playlist of all the best
dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily
epic.
Snowie has been lushing
out on the Blu-topia Mindbender nip cocktail and Posie is also about to go
down that rabbit hole with her, so be careful mew don’t fall over them at some
point!
I’m sampling the catnip
beer that Humphrey has been brewing in his laboratory, which we debuted at
Smooch’s Birthday pawty last month. According to Parsley, it’s so fizzy it will
literally blow your fur off. Wish me luck as this is my second and I’ve got
Tangerine Utopia nip cocktail as a chaser! MOL (That’s the one on the bottom row,
third from the left on the drinks menu).
If mew want to
partake in any catnip, all varieties are available, including some of our
homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; it’s a new strain that we grew last year and it’s
extra zingy. And we’ve just launched a new one just in time for my birthday
called Nutty Frootcake.
Fudge tried some
Nutty Frootcake earlier and his giant floof literally exploded, but then his
giant floof is always exploding everywhere! MOL Melvyn has set the hubbly
bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles
of huge floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on, and if the nip run lows just ask the kitty droids for a top-up.
Litter cubicles
are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on
the right, and whatever mew don’t go wandering around the bunker as we don’t
want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally heading down to level 16 and releasing
all Fudge’s Magical Menagerie, they did escape at the weekend and we’re not
sure if all of them are back on Level 16, so if mew come across any weird
little creatures, it’s not the nip mew’ve just had! MOL
And on that
note, I’m headed to the bar. Who wants a catnip beer?
GOOD LUCK!!!