Happy 12th Birthday Smooch ** WELCOME TO THE PAWTY** and **EPIC GIVE-AWAY**

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S SMOOCH'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a drink! 

Help yourselves to nibbles

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

and

 TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our NINTH epic cat rave. Amber was supposed to be in charge of the bar again, but as at previous BBHQ raves the old lush got a bit effervescent when dancing on the bartop after several Sundew Niptini's. So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypurrdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, don't foget that Humphrey installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything, so just input your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another most epic '90s and early '00's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.

 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Green Goblin nip cocktail too many and, as for me I'm on Humphrey's catnip beer which he's been brewing in his laboratory. According to Parsley it's so fizzy it will literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as last year this stuff really hit the spot and I was literally flying! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; which is one of our most popular strains and it's extra zingy, plus in honour of my birthday we've just cultivated a brand new crop of Psychedelic Puma which is our ultimate fur fluffing blend yet. Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded! Melvyn has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and for anypawdy who requires a neutral, gender fluid litter cubicle please use the door with the Caticorn on, as we're supurr progressive at BBHQ and like to make sure everypawdy's needs are met.

Just a note of warning; whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken again, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, yep it went on the rampage on level eight last week, and it took ages to catch it, especially after Humphrey used his miniaturizing ray gun on it and it went bersek in Horice's oasis and tried to sink the miniaturized Crimson Revenge pirate ship! MOL

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a catnip beer?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

GIVEAWAY

The give-way is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below OR on Smooch's Birthday Instagram post, we'll add a link later.  We'll do the draw for the winner next Monday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next post we share. So remember to come back!

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic, and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things for mew and your hooman.

We have one goodie bag to give-away

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]

GOOD LUCK!!!

The prize is as stated, and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them. Failure to respond within

14 days of notification will result in your prize being offered to someone else.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash out completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Smooch xx

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