Saturday 1 May 2021

Happy 10th Birthday Smooch PAWTY And Epic **Give-Away**

It's Pawty Time @BionicBasil®

Happy Birthday Smooch ©BionicBasil®

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Happy Birthday Smooch Mewton-Clawson Cats The B Team Pawty ©BionicBasil®

Get some cake!

Birthday Cake BionicBasil®

Smooch's Official Birthday Card  ©BionicBasil®

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Nip Bar  ©BionicBasil®.

Have a drink! 

Who wants to go Tank Driving?


Don't panic guys, I've not touched a drop of Smooch's lethal Mindbender nip cocktail, so I'll be your designated tank driver tonight, all-a-board fur oodles and oodles of fun, and don't tell the P.A. but we might go blow some stuff up, just because we can! MOL 

Also, we're offuring another 'one time only birthday guided tour fur 2021' of our secret bunker, though we did start pawtying in there earlier aftur our epic angel fursibs arrived, sorry about the mess - OOPS!  And if mew're feeling a bit peckish Humphrey can whip mew something up in his lab, yes, it doubles up as his purrsonal kitchen when he pops in to visit and he invented an A.I. replicator that can make anything mew want.

 So fur all those guests who would like oodles of bacon with their bacon butties, bacon pies and bacon burgers mew are definitely in the right place, and put your paw in the air so he can fulfil that bacon, with bacon, with extra bacon on the side with bacon sprinkles on top order just fur mew!

Basil's Birthday in the bunker @BionicBasil® 2019

Oh just a quick warning during the tour, if mew feel an uncontrollable urge to push any RED BUTTONS that are clearly marked DO NOT PUSH - purrlease heed the warning as we don't want the dragon to escape again, or anything else fur that matter.

And don't wurry about the kraken either, K.D. aka Kraken-Dude is on level 8 with Horice and all the creatures from the alternate dimension in the Bio-sphere, so we'll be missing out on that level due to health and safety protocols as K.D.'s lessons in 'A Krakens Guide To Adapting To The 21st Century' are still going a wee bit sloooooooow and he hasn't quite grasped that he can't just randomly eat whateffur and wheneffur he feels like it. 

Help yourselves to nibbles

Nibbles Platter  ©BionicBasil® Nibbles Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Nibbles Platter  ©BionicBasil®

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

Dessert Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Dessert Platter  ©BionicBasil®

Dessert Platter  ©BionicBasil®


Smooch and Parsley   @BionicBasil® 2019


The give-way is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below, or on our instagram post. We'll do the draw fur the winner next Caturday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next post we share.

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things fur mew and your hooman.

We have one goodie bag to give-away

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]


Prizes are as stated and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the pawty, and if mew need to chill we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming!

Smooch xx

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  1. What a fabulous pawty!!! Happy Birthday from all of us Smooch!!!

  2. Fantastic pawty. Happy Birthday Smooch. Great food. Loved the tank driving.
    Please enter us
    Hope we win
    Thanks again
    Crystal And Daisy Mae

  3. Happy birthday Smooch! It sounds like a very good idea to keep well away from the Kraken.

  4. Really, 10 years old now, Smooch?
    Many felicitations on the day, and here's many more birthdays in your future.

  5. Wow what a birthday party this is. There's everything anyone could want.

    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday Dear Smooch,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you.♪♫

    Have the best birthday ever. Tell your mom she did an excellent job on your birthday party. ♥

  6. Happy Purrthday Smooch ! And many more !

  7. As always, an epic party Smooch, so thrilled to have seen the legendary bunker and gotten behind the wheel of the tank. We raise a tunatini to you in honor of your birthday, here's to many more years of secret missions and traveling the globe. From one fellow tripod and his brothers to another๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

  8. What a pawty! Happy Birthday Smooch, you are my favorite deep breathing coach and deserve the bestest birthday ever.

  9. Happy Birthday handsome Smooch! Great party. XO

  10. Mew guys throw the most EPIC parties. Happy birthday, Smooch!

  11. Happy belated Birthday Smooch!!! Let's blow some stuff up!

  12. Happy Birthday Smooch! EPIC PARTY

  13. Wahoo! What a pawsome pawty!!
    Happy Birthday Smooch!!!
    The LLB Gang

  14. Oh, SORRY we are late. Phooey on petcretary...she got dpig a bunchof not kitty or even doggy we blame her!

    Happy Belated 10th Birthday, to YOU, Smooch!

    What a pawsome pawrty! Are there any leftover tidbits?? or some drops of those fab drinks??!

    Have a great year ahead...and many more!!