Pet Peeves with Parsley #22 ~ What's Your Boggle This Week? The WWW Has Frozen!

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This week I've got quite an unusual Pet Peeve to share with mew; on Thursday morning while outside under the gazebo in our frosty winter wunderland I heard, "PSSSST!"

I glanced around, saw nothing so continued to take another step. "PSSSST! ARE YOU DEAF?"

"What the fluff!" I exclaimed and looked around again, and still saw nothing.

At this point I thought somepurrdy was yanking my chain, pulling my leg and having a laugh.

"UP HERE YOU BIG PUSSY!" the voice said again.

Looking up I saw a rather large spider staring down at me with 8 jet-black, glittering eyes.

"Are mew talking to me?" I asked.

"Well I don't see anyone else, so I must be!" the spider retorted and tutted.

Now let me say; I'm a furry laid-back kinda of dude, so this kind of trash talk was really pushing my buttons.

"Dude, get some manners happening," I growled and then pointed towards Fudge who was scaling the tree fur a change. "Mew see that ginger ninja offur there, he loves a fresh, juicy spider, shall I call him offur?"

I saw the spider recoil and begin to head upwards at speed. "Er no don't call him over, look I'm sorry but me and the guys have a bit of problem!" he said apologetically.

I waved my paw fur him to continue.

He gestured towards the gazebo post and said, "I've got a pet peeve - I HATE THIS WEATHER - the WWW has frozen, can mew help, as our call centre can't handle the influx of irate customers?"

"Oh dear," I replied, before adding. "Wait there I may have a solution!" 

Five minutes later, I'd got the extension cable rigged up and a kettle boiling, and in two shakes of a lambs tail the steam thawed the WWW completely.

Disaster averted, pet peeve sorted and the WWW was up and running again! MOL

Another B Team success HOOAH!

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Pet Peeves with Parsley #21 ~ What's Your Boggle This Week? Amber's Not A Happy Camper.... OOPS Smooch! MOL

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Happy New Year pals, my year got off to a rather peevish start when I was summoned to the library yesterday as Amber needed to get something off her fur.

It would appear that while Amber was reading this weeks book Smooch interrupted her...

A short while later when Amber went downstairs fur a snack, she saw a large box with her name on and promptly lost the plot fur purrsons failing to notify her of said delivery! OOPS! MOL

Obviously, as we're a furmilly friendly blog I can't actually repeat Amber's exact wurds, but here's a censored translation...

"BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP SMOOCH... BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BOOKS!  BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP DELIVERY!  BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP MEW JUST CAN'T GET THE STAFF THESE DAYS!"

And so it goes, HAPPY NEW YEAR AMBER! MOL

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Pet Peeves with Parsley #20 ~ What's Your Boggle This Week? Amber Has A Propurr Meltdown - OH MY COD SOUND THE ALARM!

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Oh my it's really been hotting up the Peeve Office [P.O.] this week, in fact it got so scorchio we nearly had a full-on meltdown as Amber had her boggle seriously bugged when the interwebs stopped wurking right when she was spending credits at Audible! OH MY COD!

EVACUTE MEWTON-CLAWSON STAT~ SOUND THE ALARM DUDES!

Yes, she went absolutely off her chops! 

It would appear that Amber is having a quite bad week, as yesterday she was informed that she was required to leave her library to go rescue Fudge - OOPS!

So anyhoo, there she was mid download of several new books when the interwebs connection unexpectedly crashed.  I'd just emerged from the bunker entrance behind the summer house when I heard the furst scream and then she screeched...

...and then she shrieked rather hysterically [but obviously don't say that I said that! MOL]...

I rushed to the library to find out what had happened. "Amber, are mew ok?" I asked.

"NO I AM NOT OK!" she raged like a total lunatic. "I was just downloading 4 new books and I was also mid purrchase of 3 more when the connection crashed, I am so far from OK it's not funny!"

Oh heck, I thought, this is really bad as getting between Amber and her books is like falling in the ocean with a starving, great white shark when somepurrdy is throwing chump deliberately at mew in the water as mew're trying to swim away - NEVER EFFUR EFFUR MESS WITH AMBER'S BOOKS, AUDIBLE CREDITS OR BUYING OF BOOKS ~ seriously Amber should come with a government health warning!

"Wait there and I'll go reboot the router in the bunker," I said gently and then pointed to her chair [which nopurrdy is allowed to sit in but her] and added. "Sit down, take a sip of your nice cup of nip tea before it goes cold and I'll be back asap!"

I ran from the library across the courtyard and dived into the bunker. I reached the server room and saw that the light on the router was blue and my heart sank... OH HECK, I thought again, that's a gonner fur sure!

NOW WHAT?

I reached fur the fixed bunker phone and buzzed up to the control room. Smooch answered. "Smooch here!"

"Dude we've got a situation!" I said filling him in as quickly as possible.

"Oh man, that's so bad," he replied taking a sharp intake of air. "Let me go ask the P.A. if she has any idea's, wait there I'll buzz mew back."

While I waited fur Smooch, I checked effurything in the room and all was fine apart from the router. 

The phone buzzed and I answered saying, "What's the good news dude?"

 "Dude, this is our lucky day fur sure!" Smooch laughed. "The P.A. had a brand new router in a box in the house, I'll bring it down to level 9."

Ten minutes later the new router was hooked up, installed and running purrfectly.

"That was close," I said. "Now do mew want to go tell Amber that it's fixed or shall I?"

"Nah mew go, I don't need the drama!" he said starting to laugh.

I ambled into the library as nonchalant as mew like and looked at Amber sitting in her chair sipping her tea, looking like the sky was about to fall down and the wurld was about to end.

"Do mew want the good news or the bad news furst?" I asked trying not to grin.

She glared at me and stuffed a whole nip cookie in her mouth with trembling paws. She chewed it rather savagely and gulped it down.

"OK I'll choose fur mew, the bad news is the router is toast!" I said and paused as I watched her stuff another cookie in her mouth and chomp it to death. Then I added. "But the good news is we had a new router in stock and it's all wurking fine now."

Cookie crumbs flew effurywhere as she whooped with joy, leapt from the chair and dove at her computer to see if the download and transactions had gone through.

And so Amber's horrendously bugged boggle was finally soothed as she watched the download bar and 7 new books arrived in the library 30 seconds later.

And the moral of today's Pet Peeve is

ALWAYS HAVE A NEW ROUTER ON STAND-BY! MOL

And yes, the siren was promptly turned off and the evacuation cancelled.

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Parsley

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Pet Peeves with Parsley #19 ~ What's Your Boggle This Week? Jumpin' Jeepers Fudge is Well and Truly Peeved

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OH MY COD!  Do mew remember last time I was here, and Smooch got right up in my grill with his severely bugged boggle?  Well things just escalated as Fudge found out that Smooch has his new gig **Smooch Around The Wulrd ~ Coming Soon** and now he wants one too! 

I found this memo pinned to my desk in the bunker on Thursday morning:

Oh heck, we've got a rebellion on our paws right now, I thought.  

So I went to find Basil who was in his private office and showed him the memo.

"Look!" I said passing it across the desk to Basil. "And he used all capitals in bold, and see how many exclamation marks too? That's a serious offur use of punctuation!"

He read it, paused fur a while then said, "Hmmmmmm, these youngsters always want fly before they shoot!"

"I concur," I said sagely.

"But I suppose we could give him the chance to explore his creative identity when we're not saving the wurld," Basil mewsed thoughtfully.

"That's definitely a pawsibility to explore," I replied helping myself to a few nip-fizz jellybeans from the jar on Basil's desk and thinking to myself, it might actually keep him out of trouble too!

We sat in silence fur a spell, popping the nip-fizz jellybeans into our mouths with gusto and much flourish while we pondered the possibilities of our youngest heathen recruit being grown-up enough to take responsibility and have his furry own post.

Basil got up and went to the drinks cabinet and poured us both a rather stiff niptini with a splash of lime and a cherry on the side. He said as he gave me the drink, "Mew know it might keep him out of trouble if we let him have his own post."

I began to smirk and fought hard to keep my laughter at bay. "D'ya think?"

Basil nodded. "Oh yeah, that one has far too much time on his paws, giving him this will save no end of future accidents and/or incidents in the bunker!"

"Great call Basil!" I grinned widely at him.

He took a gulp of his niptini and said. "Yeah dude, and I've got the purrfect gig just fur him and he can start this Caturday!" 

"Really!" I was still grinning. "Do tell me more?"

"Sauce buddy, I'd love to tell mew but'll it'll ruin the surprise!" Basil was really laughing by now, mew know the type of laugh; wildly infectious and with a little bit of wickness.

OH MY COD What Has Fudge Got Himself Into Now?

Find out on Caturday!

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Peevish purrs and MOL-ing!

Parsley

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