Tuesday 31 August 2021

Happy 9th Birthday Parsley ~ PAWTY And Epic **Give-Away**

Happy Birthday Parsley ©BionicBasil® www.britishmoggies

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

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Get some cake!

Parsley Birthday Cake  ©BionicBasil®

Back cat birthday party

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Nip Cocktails Parsley's Pawty  ©BionicBasil®

Have a tipple! 

Balloon Divider ©BionicBasil®

Help yourselves to nibbles!

Parsley's Pawty Food BionicBasil®

Parsley's Pawty Food BionicBasil®

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Balloon Divider ©BionicBasil®
Get some pudding!

Parsley's Pawty Food BionicBasil®

Parsley's Pawty Food BionicBasil®

Parsley's Pawty Food BionicBasil®

Parsley's Pawty Food BionicBasil®

Balloon Divider ©BionicBasil®


 The Nip Nirvana Lounge


Parsley's Birthday Rave ©BionicBasil®

Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our third cat rave. Amber was supposed to be in charge of the bar again, but sadly the old lush got a bit effervescent when dancing on the bartop after several moonberry niptini's (she said she felt 10 again, plus in all honesty she's been popping in and out since Melvyn's Rave in July!!!!). So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypurrdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another most epic 80's and early 90's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me I'm on the Golden Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch these things literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as this is my 4th! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; it's a new strain that is extra zingy, Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded! Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, as it took 2 weeks to catch it last time. 

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a Golden Surprise Nip-blasters?


Balloon Divider ©BionicBasil®

The give-way is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below OR on Parsley's Birthday Instagram post. We'll do the draw for the winner next Tuesday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next post we share. So remember to come back!

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic, and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things for mew and your hooman.

We have one goodie bag to give-away

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]


Prize is as stated, and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them. Failure to respond within
14 days of notification will result in your prize being offered to someone else.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley xx

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  1. Happy Birthday Parsley!! That party was epic. XO

  2. Happy Birthday from all of us Parsley!!! Y'all sure know how to throw a party!

  3. Parsley, Happy Birthday! That is one fantastic Birthday Bash!

  4. Great Birthday Party. Happy Birthday to you. Now that's a purrsome bash.
    Food good too
    Crystal And Daisy Mae And Angel Tigger

  5. Happy birthday, Parsley! Wow what a party!! I hope Amber soon feels better after her over indulgence.

  6. Wow, what a party. Your mom really knows how to throw a party. All the wonderful food. Thank you.

    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday Dear Parsley,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you.♪♫

    Have a purrfect birthday. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥

  7. Happy Birthday Parsley! We started with dessert first! Epic party as always. Thanks for the invite.

  8. Parsley this is an EPIC Pawty and fun Rave buddy. We are partial to all our panfur pals and wish you many many more fun birthdays to come. Hope we win the goodies

  9. parsley sauce; dood. a MOST epic lee awesum lee total lee rockin soooper grate mega fun day two ewe; long witha yeer a head filled with happeez and healtheez....heerz ta de next 90 !!! we did ....SEA food....and we did....help R selves.... tho humphrey...can we pleez get a perch pizza pie :) best fishez and happee day wizhez parsley ♥♥♥♥♥

  10. Happy Birthday to YOU, Parsley!!

    How fine
    it is
    to be

    What a fun pawrty! Thanks for that great buffet of yummies, too!

    Lets pawrty on!

  11. Happy birthday, Parsley! We love the 80s and 90s tunes! :)

  12. Look at all the food! WHOA!
    Happy Birthday, Parsley, typed with one hand because the other is holding snacks...

  13. Happy Birthday Parsley!!!
    I already commented on your Instagram as @never2latepets

  14. Happy Birthday Parsley!! You guys sure know how to throw a party!!

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