Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our third cat rave. Amber was supposed to be in charge of the bar again, but sadly the old lush got a bit effervescent when dancing on the bartop after several moonberry niptini's (she said she felt 10 again, plus in all honesty she's been popping in and out since Melvyn's Rave in July!!!!). So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.
If anypurrdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.
Melvyn and Pandora have set up another most epic 80's and early 90's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me I'm on the Golden Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch these things literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as this is my 4th! MOL
If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; it's a new strain that is extra zingy, Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded! Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on.
Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, as it took 2 weeks to catch it last time.
And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a Golden Surprise Nip-blasters?
WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!
Happy Birthday Parsley!! That party was epic. XO
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday from all of us Parsley!!! Y'all sure know how to throw a party!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Parsley!
ReplyDeleteParsley, Happy Birthday! That is one fantastic Birthday Bash!
ReplyDeleteGreat Birthday Party. Happy Birthday to you. Now that's a purrsome bash.
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Happy birthday, Parsley! Wow what a party!! I hope Amber soon feels better after her over indulgence.
ReplyDeleteWow, what a party. Your mom really knows how to throw a party. All the wonderful food. Thank you.
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♪♫Happy Birthday Dear Parsley,♪♫
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Have a purrfect birthday. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥
Happy Birthday Parsley! We started with dessert first! Epic party as always. Thanks for the invite.
ReplyDeleteParsley this is an EPIC Pawty and fun Rave buddy. We are partial to all our panfur pals and wish you many many more fun birthdays to come. Hope we win the goodies
ReplyDeleteparsley sauce; dood. a MOST epic lee awesum lee total lee rockin soooper grate mega fun day two ewe; long witha yeer a head filled with happeez and healtheez....heerz ta de next 90 !!! we did ....SEA food....and we did....help R selves.... tho humphrey...can we pleez get a perch pizza pie :) best fishez and happee day wizhez parsley ♥♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to YOU, Parsley!!
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What a fun pawrty! Thanks for that great buffet of yummies, too!
Lets pawrty on!
Happy Birthday, Parsley!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Parsley! We love the 80s and 90s tunes! :)
ReplyDeleteLook at all the food! WHOA!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Parsley, typed with one hand because the other is holding snacks...
Happy Birthday Parsley!!!
ReplyDeleteI already commented on your Instagram as @never2latepets
Happy Birthday Parsley!! You guys sure know how to throw a party!!
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