Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!
Get some cake!
HERE'S FUDGE'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT
Have a tipple!
Help yourselves to nibbles!
MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL
Get some pudding!
WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
AND TO ANOTHER BBHQ RAVE!!!
We regret to inform mew that Amber has been banned from
managing the bar because of some prior issues at Smooch’s Rave in May. However,
we have taken necessary measures to ensure mew receive the best service while
at BBHQ. Including building more kitty droids to serve mew from our extensive
cocktail menu.
If mew feel peckish during your stay at The Nip Nirvana
Lounge, mew can rely on Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator, conveniently located in the
kitchen behind the bar. Peruse through the menu to select your desired snack or
nibbles and place your order on the screen at the bar. And if mew wish to customise
your order, choose the custom option on the screen and tell it want mew
want. The kitty droids will deliver your order promptly.
Smooch and Pandora have curated a fantastic playlist
featuring the best dance tracks from the ‘90s and early ‘00s. Mew are
guaranteed to have a blast dancing to some of the most epic tunes from back in
the day. Be mindful not to trip over Amber and Posie, who are currently
indulging in the Blu-topia Mindbender nip cocktail. Humphrey has been busy
brewing more catnip beer in his laboratory, which we debuted at Smooch’s
Birthday pawty, but he say's he's now made it even more potent! YIKES! According to Parsley, it’s an extra fizzy delight that will
blow your fur off.
I am currently sampling it, along with the Tangerine Blast nip cocktail as a chaser. Mew can also find the Orange Sunburst Utopia nip cocktail on the drinks menu at the bar, I just had one of those earlier, and I must say it is ameowzing! MOL
For those who enjoy catnip, we have all varieties available,
including our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer. We have a new strain called Nutty
Frootcake launched at Basil’s pawty last month, and by all indications it’s one
of our strongest varieties to date! However, please be cautious as Parsley
tried it earlier, and he literally ended up on the ceiling (PAH – What a lightweight
pussy! MOL!)
Currently, Basil and Snowie are too nipped out to care and
are dancing up a storm all around the nightclub. It’ll be a conga line in no
time, so get ready to grab a tail!
Melvyn has set up the hubbly bubbly pipes just around the
corner from the dance floor, where mew can unwind and relax on some sumptuous velvet floor
cushions. And the kitty droids will be ready to refill your nip supply whenever mew
need it.
The entrance foyer features litter cubicles for your
convenience. We have separate facilities for girls and boys, with the left door
designated for girls and the right door designated for boys.
It is essential to avoid wandering around the bunker and investigating rooms which don’t need investigating! As we do not want anyone getting lost or accidentally releasing Fudge’s Magical Menagerie on Level 16 (or the Kraken.... again). Some of the magical creatures escaped over the weekend, and we are not sure if all of them have returned yet. So, if mew come across any strange creatures, it is not due to the nip, or the amount of beverages mew have consumed.
And with that, I am headed to the bar. If mew would like a catnip beer, please feel free to join me!
And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?
Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic, and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things for mew and your hooman.
GOOD LUCK!!!
Prizes are as stated, and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted. The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them. Failure to respond within
We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left, and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.
Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty and celebrate with all our supurr besties!
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