**MANCAT MONDAY at BBHQ** ~ Starring Marvellous Melvyn **AND DID MEW KNOW THIS? HE'S GOT A REALLY BIG SECRET!!!**

 

Happy Monday, Furry Furiends

It's Mancat Monday, and mew know what that means ... It's a mancat zone! MOL  

Today, Melvyn is here sharing all his uber manlycatness, since we don't think he's been featured on MCM in years! 

Isn't he cute! 

BBHQ'S NEXT TOP MODEL

As many of mew know, Melvyn is an aspiring top model and here are a few of his highlights

I mean, come on, any agent would be silly not to sign this hunky chunk of mancat! 

But so far, Melvyn's attempt at getting an agent has failed.

But we said, dude, mew're too good for mainstream.

Mew need something a little more EXOTIC!

Did Mew Know This About Melvyn?

When he first arrived at BBHQ in 2019, his name at the rescue centre was... are mew ready?

MALCOLM

We're going to let mew let mew in a really big secret now; Melvyn loves, and when we say loves, we mean utterly obsessed with unicorns. Yep, mew heard that right...

UNICORNS

There's one particular unicorn toy he has to play with every night. We call this one Corn, and Melvyn takes him on adventures around BBHQ.

In fact, his unicorn obsession has led the P.A. to obtain more Corns, to put into stock just in case, as Melvyn will not play with substitutes! MOL

If mew'd like to see his favourite unicorn, let us know in the comments.

We'll leave mew to bask in the magnificence of all Melvyn's manlycatness, and we look forward to your company on Wednesday when we're back with The Midweek News Round-up. 

Until then...

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!** Welcome to Another Legendary Pawty at BBHQ ~ Parsley's Epically Epic 13th Birthday Rave!!!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S PARSLEY'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO PAWTY FLUFFERS! 🎉🎈

My birthday pawty is OFFICIALLY underway, and it’s already fluffing legendary! The Nip Nirvana Lounge has reached critical mass of floof, sparkle, and unfiltered chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way! MOL

Amber, despite last year’s incident involving a glowstick duel and a vat of NipFizz, begged to be reinstated as bar queen. She promised to behave, swore on her floof, and even offered to wear a “Bar Ban Survivor” sash. We caved. Huge mistake. She’s currently curled up behind the bar in a glittery heap, snoring into a half-empty Floofquake cocktail. The above pic was taken moments before she rolled off the bar, when she was still semi-conscious and mewing something about “inventing a new drink called the Nipocalypse.” Classic Amber.

If mew don’t see her again tonight, the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a tactical snooze. She might reappear later, depending on how many Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters she guzzled, the old lush! In the meantime, help yourselves to anything from the bar. Posie and Snowie are on standby and fully trained in emergency cocktail deployment.

If anypawdy’s feeling peckish, Humphrey’s A.I. Replicators are purring away in the corner, ready to whip up anything mew fancy. Just tap the screen at the bar, choose your noms, and a kitty-droid will deliver it with a flourish and a complimentary tail wiggle.

Melvyn and Pandora have curated another supurr nostalgic playlist of 80s and early 90s bangers, including “Nip Me Baby One More Time,” “Wake Me Up Befur Mew Glow Glow,” and “Don’t Go Breaking My Cat Tree.” The dance floor is bouncing, and Pandora’s tail is glowing like a neon noodle again, she’s clearly had another dose of Gloshun Dreams. MOL

Fudge is currently horizontal on a velvet cushion after downing three Mindbender Purrple Purradise cocktails and attempting a tailstreamer limbo. He’s now mewing softly to the beat and occasionally flicking his paw in what we think is a dance move. As for me? I’m on my fifth Atomic Surprise Nip-blaster with a slice of lemming, and Basil just warned me that any more might result in spontaneous fur detonation. Challenge accepted.

Nip lovers, rejoice! Humphrey’s whipped up a brand-new strain called “Velvet Vortex,” and it’s already causing floof tremors across the lounge. Fudge tried some earlier, and his giant floof went from wild to runway sleek in under 30 seconds. It’s like a spa day in a leaf. MOL

Smooch has set up the hubbly-bubbly pipes near the mezzanine, surrounded by jumbo cushions and ambient purring. It’s basically a floof lounge of dreams. Just don’t fall asleep mid-puff, last time, somepawdy woke up with glitter eyebrows and a tail braid.

Litter cubicles are still in the entrance foyer, girls to the left, boys to the right and for fluff’s sake, don’t wander near Level 14. The rogue interdimensional portal is still unstable, and we don’t want anypawdy ending up in the year 3025 with a robotic squirrel sidekick again.

And on that note, I’m headed to the bar. Who wants a Floofquake with a side of chaos? 

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley 

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**EASTER EDITION 2025** Brain Training with Cats #94 with your Epic host ~ Professor Basil P.H.D. **PLUS** An Epic Throwback From June 2018

Happy Monday guys

HAPPY EASTER MONDAY!

Welcome to another furbulous Brain Training sesh on the blog, and as it's Easter, mew know where I'm going with this! MOL

And here's my epically epic throwback from June 2018, and the weather that day was utterly glorious, just look at that sky!

What a day that was!

It's time to get those little grey cells working.

Here's the answer key to last time's sudoku #60

IF MEW WERE HERE EARLIER MEW WOULD HAVE SEEN THE MESSAGE BELOW AND NO ANSWER KEY ABOVE.

But great news, I sent the P.A. to work today (Easter Monday) to rectify this missing answer key! MOL

MESSAGE AND APOLOGY

I did run into a bit of a technical glitch here (on Good Friday), which I'm rather embarrassed to admit, especially being the greatest cat commander of all time. 

However, even the greatest commanders sometimes have to admit and accept their failings.

Mine today is this: the answer key mew're looking for is actually on the P.A.'s computer at work, not this one! #Whoops #OhDear

But never fear, I can rectify that on Wednesday, and therefore the panic is now over, mew're welcome! MOL MOL

Are mew ready for this week's puzzle?

Just click right-click to save and/or print the puzzle. 

The answer key will be on the next B.T.W.C. post, which will likely be at the end of May.

Here's this week's wordsearch.

Just click right-click to save and/or print the wordsearch.

And finally, here's this week's jigsaw puzzle.

It took me 8 mins 04 secs...  How did mew do?

I hope mew enjoy today's puzzles and The B Team will be back on Wednesday with the Midweek News Round-up, so join us for all the gossip! Until then...

Keep calm, and puzzle on

and don't forget to...

Professor Basil 

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