**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!** Welcome to Another Legendary Pawty at BBHQ ~ Fudge's Epically Epic 10th Birthday Rave!!!

 

Happy Caturday and Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S FUDGE'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

Orange, of course! MOL

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

I'm so happy all our furriends could join us!

 Fudge here, your ginger host extraordinaire with the biggest floof in Mewton-Clawson and beyond, welcoming mew to The Nip Nirvana Lounge, BBHQ’s Level 11 exclusive birthday rave hotspot! 

And the only place to be tonight!

I’ve been fine-tuning every whisker-twitch of this extravaganza to bring mew this cat-tacular festivity for weeks.

Amber’s still on bar ban (MOL! She's such a lush! MOL!) (her last conga line nearly knocked over the disco scratch-post), so we’ve commissioned a more stable squad of kitty-droids to keep the drinks flowing and the drama minimal. Strut to Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator by the bar, tap for your fave nibble, such as our famous tuna tartare bites, salmon sliders or catnip-popped popcorn, or hit 'custom' and request that extra sardine oil drizzle and take a number. Whoosh, your treats will meow-velously appear at your paws in moments... Yes, it really IS that EPIC! MOL

On the dance floor, Smooch and Pandora are unleashing the ultimate 90s/00s megamix under a laser-pointer light show, mirrored scratching posts, and disco balls dangling from kitty-trees are there for your enjoyment. At Midnight, the highlight will be: The 'Meowga Mega Mix' glitter blast, a nip-infused confetti to literally blow your floof off! Basil and Snowie have already formed a floofy feline conga, so grab a tail and spiral through the crowd.

Thirsty? Humphrey’s Catnip Beer 2.0 is back, extra fizzy and supurr spicy, Parsley is still stuck to the ceiling! MOL Brave souls are urged to try the Blu-topia Mindbender, ask Posie why it’s so mind-bendy, I think she's still in a reverie in the 9th Life Dimension! MOL  Chase it with a Tangerine Blast, or sip the dreamy Orange Sunburst Utopia. Feeling daring? Last month’s powerhouse catnip creation, The Whiska Wonderland, might launch mew skyward, and my brainchild, a brand new strain called THE ORANGE FLOOF EXTREME, includes a complimentary tail-twitch photo op.

And just to keep the excitement high, Meow-karaoke is live on the mezzanine, belt out 'What’s New Pussycat?' or your own remix of 'Eye of the Tiger.'  My purrsonal favourite is 'I'm Too Sexy For My Floof!' MOL MOL MOL - but it's true!!!

Test your groove in the Whisker-Twitch Contest, or chase the elusive red dot in our Laser-Chase Arena. Feeling artsy? An exclusive Paw-Painting Station awaits, leave your mark on mini canvases to gift your favourite human.

If mew need a breather, Melvyn’s hubbly-bubbly lounge around the corner offers velvet floor cushions and aromatic pipe blends. Kitty-droids will top up your nip stash and deliver snacks without mew lifting a paw. Just use the iPaw tablets available.

Facilities FYI: litter cubicles live in the foyer, and please, resist exploring past Level 11. Last time, somepawdy unleashed the Kraken, he nearly made a grand entrance, and a handful of my Magical Menagerie critters are still at large! If mew spot a unicorn-ferret or phoenix-hamster, DON'T PANIC - it’s not just the nip talking.

Alrighty then, let's get this pawty started. I’m off to sample another round of that glorious catnip beer. Who’s joining me at the bar? 

WOOO HOOOOOO, DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

I do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left, and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty and celebrate with all our supurr besties!

Fudge 

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**WELCOME TO ANOTHER LEGENDARY BBHQ BIRTHDAY PAWTY** Happy 23rd Birthday Celestial Basil

Grab a pawty hat epic pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S CELESTIAL BASIL'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a Nip Cocktail or two! 

Help yourself to nibbles 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

YUM-A-LICIOUSNESS!!!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

and

 TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

Welcome to the Nip Nirvana Lounge on Level 11 of the Bunker, where we’re throwing the most pawsome, whisker-twitching, tail-fluffing bash in honour of my 23rd birthday! Mew thought that Smooch's Rave last month was legendary? Well, brace yourselves, because tonight, we’re unleashing an entire circus of cat-tastic escapades that will send your kitty senses soaring! (I tried some earlier, and it's fluffing GOOD stuff! MOL)

And the ever-chaotic Amber who can’t have more than two sips of a niptini, the one who always tries to commandeer the bar with her unruly antics? Tonight, we’ve got her firmly stationed with our feline acrobat troupe, the Whisker Warriors, who will be tumbling and frolicking across the dance floor. They’ll be leaping nimbly from cushion to cushion, performing gravity-defying parkour that makes mew wonder if gravity took a holiday! All while Amber conducts the proceedings from the safety of her bar stool! MOL

Meanwhile, our ultra-cool kitty droids remain on standby, ensuring every cocktail, nip chaser, and bubbly surprise is served with the precision of a cat on a laser pointer chase.

Craving extra snacks or a cheeky nibble as mew revel in the madness? Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator is rocking out in the kitchen behind the bar, cooking up a spread so irresistible it might just inspire a flash-mob of funky felines in spontaneous conga lines! Peruse the menu for a treat that tickles your fancy, or if mew’re feeling adventurous, punch in your custom order on the screen and watch our droids deliver it faster than a kitten chasing a floating feather.

And just when mew thought the beats couldn’t get any more electrifying, Smooch and Fudge have cranked up an explosive ‘90s and early ‘00s playlist. The floor is vibrating with thumping bass of retro dance anthems that will have your paws tapping and tails swishing uncontrollably. Over by the lounge, Snowie and Posie are on a wild escapade of their own, one is embarking on an intergalactic trip with the Blu-topia Mindbender while the other’s twirling in a dizzy, delightful mindscape brought on by trying another new catnip blend called Purradise Punch, guaranteed for a burst of bliss that sends your senses on an ecstatic mind reverie. Watch out, or mew might get caught in their playful whirlwind!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Picture this: a plucky band of stray kittens, known as the Purr-formance Posse, making a surprise entrance. They only arrived at BBHQ last week looking for a place to stay, so of course we took them in. These tiny daredevils are equipped with mini laser pointers and are staging a spontaneous light show that transforms the entire dance floor into a glittering playground. Amid all this chaos, I’m bravely sampling Humphrey’s experimental catnip beer—so fizzy, Parsley claims, that it might just send your whiskers spiralling into another dimension. And for those who dare to follow in my footsteps, a Tangerine Utopia nip cocktail awaits as the ultimate chaser (MOL it’s our masterpiece on the bottom row, third from the left).

For the thrill-seekers looking to dial up the fun, every variety of catnip is on the menu, including our show-stopping new strain: Whiska Wonderland. Fudge, our resident ginger ninja and ultimate purr-veyor of mischief, tried Whiska Wonderland earlier and, true to form, his giant tail floof detonation lit up the lounge like a sparkler explosion. Not to be outdone, a couple of party cats have even started a friendly challenge, the Great Cushion Crawl, racing from one oversized cushion to another, all while dodging playful leaps from their furry companions. Though I think that Posie might be tripping out in that area! MOL

Litter cubicles are strategically stationed in the entrance foyer (gurls to the left, boys to the right), but do be cautious: stray too far, and mew might stumble upon yet another caper in the maze-like Bunker, especially down on Level 16, where Fudge’s Magical Menagerie might be staging their own mischief. Should mew catch sight of a bunch of mysterious critter scurrying by, it’s probably another furry fun-run rather than a nip-induced hallucination! So keep calm, and have some more catnip!

And so, with feline antics at every turn and escapades that defy gravity, I’m off to the bar. Who’s joining me for a catnip beer as we toast the legend that I am, and celebrate a night packed with whisker-frizzled, laugh-until-mew-purr fun? Dive in, let loose, and let the cat escapades rock your world!

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks furry much for coming, I love a big get-together at BBHQ with all my epically epic furiends!

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