Happy Monday Supurr Floofy Furiends
It's Mancat Monday, and mew know what that means... it's a mancat zone! MOL
Today, Parsley is here sharing all his rugged manlycatness, as we don't think he's featured on MCM for years either, like Melvyn last week!
Isn't he a magnificent, handsome panfur!
BBHQ'S HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE HOLDER
He's got the most lethal patherene claws.
His hobbies include a bit of rock climbing!
Birdwatching and nature is another favourite pastime.
And he's also dabbled in the highly lucrative trade of catnip selling, although this particular batch nearly tipped him over the edge, or off the table! MOL
Did Mew Know This About Parsley?
Parsley is a gentle giant; he has such a kind nature, and he's the resident heavyweight at BBHQ, weighing in at approximately 6.7kg - 14.77lbs. And this year, when he went for his annual check-up and boosters, the vet had the nerve to say he was a bit heavy. Cat Dad soon put that straight and said to the vet. "Dude, he's on a bulking phase!" MOL
In 2014 when he first arrived at BBHQ, he was called Parsons as he had a faint ring of white fur around his neck like a priest's collar, so that's what they named him at the rescue.
The P.A. wanted to call him Magic, Merlin or some other really unimaginative magical black cat name but after trying out all the usual names and he responded to none, she realised that he wasn't going to be easy to name. Then one day she was looking through a gardening book and saw the word parsley and had an 'ah-ha!' moment, and that's how Parsley got his new name, and slowly that evolved into Parsley Sauce and then we found that he really loves the name Sauce, so most of the time we call him Sauce, or Mr Sauce.
And on different days of the week, he likes to be different sauces, such as mint, BBHQ, chocolate, steak, peri peri, seafood, black sauce aka HP, caramel, etc... it changes with his mood! But don't ever call him Mayonaise; yep, that one is a huge NO-NO! MOL #truestory
And we bet mew're wondering what the really big secret is?
Well, he's a biscuit-making machine. Seriously, he's a one-cat biscuit factory! MOL
Check him out on TikTok.
Just look at him go, and he makes the best biscuits ever. In fact, he's a bit of a biscuit aficionado or a biscuit connoisseur.
Thank mew for joining us today, and we'll leave mew to bask in the magnificence of all Parsley's manlycatness and look forward to your company on Wednesday when we're back with The Midweek News Round-up; until then...
Wing Commander Basil and The B Team
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