I opened the door and turned to Smooch and Parsley. "Would mew care to share an explanation?"
Smooch waved a knitted bobble hat at me and said. "The Diabolical Snowman in the gift shop didn't accept Parsley's credit card and got angry when we gave him a bag of primo nip in exchange fur the hat!"
To be honest I had no wurds fur that and promptly confiscated said hat, giving the heathens a bat around the ears. "I'll take that and just so mew realize that mew can't be paying fur goods with primo nip, mew're not getting it back!"
Obviously I can't repeat their retort due to some purretty foul language, but to teach them a lesson, I have decided that the Time-Travelling Bobble Hat should traverse our wurld instead we'll see how far it can go.
If mew'd like to join in the Wurld-Wide Tour of the Time-Travelling Bobble Hat and get to model this tres chic inter-dimensional head gear, just let us know in the comment form and we'll ship it to mew post-haste and get the pawty started! MOL
We'll set up a new page to monitor the proceedings...
Wishing mew all a supurr Sunday
Bestest Bobble Hat Purrs
Basil & Co xox