Supurr salutations pawesome furriends
Mew know that's no mean feat fur a senior kitty like myself, and if mew knew how many books I get through on a yearly basis... *starts counting on paws* I get through about 100+ novels a year, jeez who knew! MOL
No wunder I'm a little offurweight right now. I need to exercise while I listen, instead of lounging while I listen - in fact the P.A. took a picture of me effur the other day... the camera angle was all wrong, the lighting was completely unflattering and the pose, well the pose was just miscalculated on so many levels...
... anyhoo she said and I quote,
"Amber you're a little porker!"
Seriously, she called me a porker, can mew believe it? Then she said.
"I'm getting you some super low-cal diet food from the vet!"
Like OMC, anyone would think I weighed a ton. Then she added.
"Because Amber, you weigh a ton, I can barely pick you up!"
The absolute indignity of it, but is that an imperial ton or a metric tonne?
But if it's a metric tonne then actually it's lighter than an imperial ton by 35 pounds, so am I the lighter metric or the heavier imperial tonnage?
"Amber you know we work in old school measurements here, so you're on the imperial scale!"
DRAT PHOOEY AND BIG HAIRY PANTS!
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Oh some fab news now... I did get this supurr pawesomely mega great badge the other day courtesy of Cougar Kali
Proud to be Crotchety
So I'll be proudly displaying it on the sidebar and under my profile in the About Us section
Thank Mew Most Sincerely To My Sisfurs Of Crotchetiness!
And now I think we'll jump into this weeks top book pick...
The Book of Night with Moon
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As I love sci-fi and fantasy novels this was a truly stellar find fur me!
Audio: 17 hrs 37 mins
And don't furget mew still have time to enter The Saturday Special Give-Away, there's 2 gorgeous cushions up fur grabs!
Until next week...