🐾WHAT THE FLUFF – A BBHQ Q&A Series🐾

Supurr Monday greetings, epic furiends!

Today we’re back with episode 2 from deep inside the BBHQ think‑tank, and trust us, this one’s been simmering in the creative cauldron for a while.

Click to read episode one, if mew missed it.

Welcome to WHAT THE FLUFF, the fluffiest, quirkiest, most revealing Q&A series ever unleashed from The B Team since the Podcast. Each memfur sits down for a no‑holds‑barred interrogation … err… sorry interview with Vera V5.0, the BBHQ Bunker A.I., answering the questions mew didn’t know mew needed answers to.

From snack stash secrets to interdimensional dilemmas, from floof maintenance routines to heroic regrets, this series dives deep into the minds (and whiskers) of our legendary memfurs.

💬 Expect:

🙀 Outrageous confessions

🛡️ Tactical brilliance

🧠 Floofy wisdom

💥Possibly a few hairballs

In today’s feature: Pandora, the ethereal magi of the B Team, mistress of calm in the chaos, and undisputed queen of bunker ambience. What keeps her centred in the middle of BBHQ mayhem? What’s her favourite part of bunker life? And which memfur tests her patience the most during morning operations?

Keep reading for Pandora’s full Q&A, and prepare to say “Oh fluff!” at least once! MOL

Interview No. 2 - Ethereal Magi, Bunker Operations Specialist, Mistress of Velvet Aesthetics (allegedly)

Vera V5.0: Pandora, welcome to Episode 2 of WHAT THE FLUFF. Are mew prepared for your Q&A session?

Pandora: I’ve been prepared since 04:12 this morning. I like to be early. Unlike certain memfurs, not mentioning any names... Fudge.

Q1: Pandora, how would mew describe your role at BBHQ?

Pandora: I’m the stabiliser. The calm in the chaos. The one who keeps the bunker’s energy balanced and stops the boys from blowing something up before breakfast. I also handle environmental controls, lighting, airflow, and ambience. It’s a full‑time job, and thank cod I can use my wand to magically assist.

Q2: What’s your favourite part of bunker life?

Pandora: The quiet hours. When the corridors are dim, the low hum of the generators is steady, and nopawdy is arguing about snacks or hover‑cart parking, or where the mouse driod derby is happening next. That’s when BBHQ feels… harmonious.

Q3: What’s the most annoying part of bunker life?

Pandora: The alarms. All of them. We have far too many. Motion alarms, breach alarms, snack‑cupboard alarms… and Smooch sets off at least one a day. Sometimes by breathing too close to the sensors. He says he's testing parameters, he's not! MOL

Q4: What’s your biggest pet peeve about the other memfurs?

Pandora: Sometimes they leave things everywhere. Tools. Half‑finished gadgets. Empty treat packets. And Fudge once left an entire tactical harness in the shower. I still don’t know why.

Q5: What’s your favourite spot in the bunker?

Pandora: The Observation Deck. It’s quiet, the lighting is perfect, I can stargaze and write my Monthly Meow'o'Scopes, and the view of the forest is ridiculously calming. Also, no one else goes up there because the stairs are “too many.” Honestly.

Q6: What’s one thing mew wish every cat understood about mew?

Pandora: That I’m not aloof, I’m just thinking. Constantly. About everything. The bunker layout. The energy flow. Whether Basil remembered to lock the armoury. Whether Melvyn is about to test a 'Humphrey Special' prototype without supervision. It’s exhausting.

Q7: What’s your funniest bunker moment?

Pandora: When Melvyn tried to fix the ventilation system and accidentally reversed the airflow. Every loose item in the corridor got sucked into the intake chute. Including Smooch’s favourite bandana. He mourned it for days.

Q8: What’s your least favourite bunker chore?

Pandora: Resetting the holo‑projectors after Fudge “tests” them. He insists he’s helping. He is not helping.

Q9: What’s your proudest moment as part of the B Team?

Pandora: During the Nexus Spiral mission, Basil trusted me to monitor the bunker’s dimensional stability from the control room. It required precision, calm, and absolute focus.

It was epic, nerve-wracking and essential to the team’s success.

Q10: What’s your message to BBHQ readers?

Pandora: Find your calm. Honour your space. And if mew ever visit BBHQ, please wipe your paws before entering. I just cleaned the floors

We hope mew enjoyed today's feature brought to mew courtesy of Vera, the bunker A.I., yep, it was her idea, to interrogate, sorry, ask us these questions! MOL

Next up in the WHAT THE FLUFF hot seat: Melvyn

Expect enthusiasm, questionable engineering decisions, hover‑cart drama, and possibly a fashion show. And definitely no mention of library chaos.

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