Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours!
Get some cake!
The Nip Bar is OPEN!
WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!
Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our eighth cat rave.
Amber was pleased to be in charge of the bar again, after being banned at Melvyn's pawty last month and we thought ok, we'll give her one more chance but sadly the old lush got a bit effervescent when dancing on the bartop after several moonberry niptini's. So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.
If anypurrdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.
Melvyn and Pandora have set up another most epic 80's and early 90's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I'm on the Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch these things literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as this is my 4th! MOL
If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to celebrate my birthday Humphrey created a new strain which is extra spicy called the Bongo Bongo Jungle mix.
Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded, and then he wanted to climb every tree at BBHQ! MOL
Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on.
Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, as it took 2 weeks to catch it last time.
And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants an Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters?
WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!
GIVEAWAY
The giveaway is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below OR on Parsley's Birthday Instagram post. We'll do the draw for the winner next Tuesday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next post we share. So remember to come back!
We have one goodie bag to give-away
[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]
GOOD LUCK!!!
14 days of notification will result in your prize being offered to someone else.
We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.
Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!
Parsley xx
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