Saturday 31 August 2019


It's Pawty Time  @BionicBasil® 2019


As most of mew will know Fudge and Melvyn had to postpone their pawty's because of the P.A.'s accident - yes very selfish of her to fall through a ceiling like that - but anyhoo she's still recovering, having good days and bad days, but at least she survived it.

But we digress, so we're having a joint pawty today.

Happy Birthday Dudes Mewton-Clawson Cats The B Team Pawty @BionicBasil®

Today Parsley is 7

Melvyn was 2 on 4th July

and Fudge was 4 on 21st June

Many thanks to our supurr epically epic pals Pipo, Dalton and Benji fur sending us these truly pawesome Birthday cards...

Dudes, thank mew so much we love them! 


Earlier in the day...

We got all paws on deck decorating the garden, which was snoopervised by our resident Feline fashionista aka Pandora... 

Basil and Pandora  @BionicBasil® 2019

Then Smooch decided to join me under the gazebo... where we had a deep and meaningful discussion on whether we needed any more red balloons or more blue balloons, which thoroughly wore us out and then we needed to another take a quick nap! 

Basil, Smooch and Pandora  @BionicBasil® 2019

Though a short while later, it all started to come together...
Decorations  @BionicBasil® 2019
Then we got a couple of vintage vehicles out of storage from level 12 in the bunker, and next to arrive was the atlas crane sent by the P.A.'s brother fur bungee jumping.  It hadn't been parked fur more than a minute when Smooch just had to get all offur it, what a total heathen and Fudge couldn't wait fur his turn! [OMC, I can see this is going to get rapidly out of control! MOL]

Pawty activities  @BionicBasil® 2019

Pandora really loved the vintage car and got dressed appropriately fur a sedate drive around Mewton-Clawson with our guests.  So anypurrdy that wants to go 'Driving with Miss Dora'  do shout up, as I think she'll be quite in demand this evening!

Plus, fantastic news; Angels Humphrey, Snowie and Posie turned up just as we'd got set up on the lawn.

The lights came on as it got darker just as our fab furriends began to arrive from all offur the wurld...
garden at Night Basil and Pandora  @BionicBasil® 2019
garden at night Basil and Pandora  @BionicBasil® 2019
Doesn't it look purretty?

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So pawesome pals grab a hat, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!
The Nip Bar is OPEN!
Have a drink! 
Who wants to go Tank Driving?


Don't panic guys, I've not touched a drop of Smooch's lethal Mindbender nip cocktail, so I'll be your designated tank driver tonight, all-a-board fur oodles and oodles of fun, and don't tell the P.A. but we might go blow some stuff up, just because we can! MOL 

Also we're offuring another 'one time only guided tour fur 2019' of our secret bunker, though we did start pawtying in there earlier aftur our epic angel fursibs arrived, sorry about the mess - OOPS - if mew're feeling a bit peckish Humphrey can whip mew something up in his lab, yes, it doubles up as his purrsonal kitchen when he pops in to visit and he invented an A.I. replicator that can make anything mew want.

 So fur all those guests who would like oodles of bacon with their bacon butties, bacon pies and bacon burgers mew are definitely in the right place, and put your paw in the air so he can fulfill that bacon, with bacon, with extra bacon on the side with bacon sprinkles on top order just fur mew!

Basil's Birthday in the bunker @BionicBasil® 2019

Oh just a quick warning during the tour, if mew feel an uncontrollable urge to push any RED BUTTONS that are clearly marked DO NOT PUSH - purrlease heed the warning as we don't want the dragon to escape again, or anything else fur that matter! MOL

And don't wurry about the kraken either, K.D. aka Kraken-Dude is on level 8 with Horice and all the creatures from the alternate dimension in the Bio-sphere, so we'll be missing out on that level due to health and safety protocols as K.D.'s lessons in 'A Krakens Guide To Adapting To The 21st Century' are still going a wee bit sloooooooow and he hasn't quite grasped that he can't just randomly eat whateffur and wheneffur he feels like it. 
Help yourselves to nibbles!
Get some pudding!

Smooch and Parsley   @BionicBasil® 2019




The give-way is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below.  We'll do the draw fur the winner next Friday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter and we'll post the winner on the next post we share!

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our give-aways are epically epic and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things fur mew and your hooman.

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are!]


Prizes are as stated and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the pawty, and if mew need to chill we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Luffs mew all loads

Wing Commander Basil and The B Team xox

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  1. WOW, what a pawty! Happy Birthday from all of us Parsley, Melvyn and Fudge!

  2. Happy Birthday Parsley, Melvyn and Fudge! You kitties sure know how to throw a party. XO

  3. Happy Birthday to Parsley!!
    Happy Belated Birthday to Melvyn and Fudge!!

    Epic pawrty going on here...whoot! Nibbles you said?? um...looks more like a table set for Royal Catdom!

    I, being of senior age and a wee bit cranky in the legs of late will sit back and watch al lthe goings on from a nice garden seat with Basil and maybe Smoochie if he needs a time to dicuss the kitty world of purrlawtics.

  4. Happy birthday, gentleman cats! Looks like an awesome party.

  5. Happy birthday, Parsley, and to Melvyn and Fudge too!

  6. Happy Birthday to you ALL. Looks like I have arrived just in time to get some food. Hard work cycling here from Upper Much-Mousing, I can tell you. Still I have tethered Mrs H up with a sherry and a nose bag and she'll be good to go again by tea time, MOL
    PS, Do we have live ammo in the tank as there is a couple of old barns that need demoliting over my way. . . .

  7. WHOA!!! What a party; my stomach started to growl just looking at the food!
    I want to drive a TANK!!!
    Happy Birthday Parsley, and Happy Belated Birthday, Melvyn and Fudge.

  8. ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Parsley,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Melvyn,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Fudge,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

    I had a couple of cocktails and lots of food. Wow, what a spread.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. Healing hugs to the mom. ♥

  9. Happy birthday Parsley, and belated birthday greetings to Melvyn and Fudge. You have the greatest parties.
    I know we are sans chat now but we do make regular visits to our local shelter, so can you still include me in the draw please.

  10. Happy Birthday and Many, Many More to Parseley, Fudge & Melvyn. Catastic Pawty. Chose the the blue birthday hat. Cake was delicious and had an excellent variety of Pawty food. Tank driving was fun too. We do our darnest to come daily so please enter me in the draw. Hope I win.

  11. Happy Birthday Parsley, Melvyn and Fudge! What a fun fun party!

  12. Woot! What an epic party, mew guys! Happy birthday, Parsley, Melvyn and Fudge!

  13. Happy Purrthday Parsley, Melvyn and Fudge ! And many more !

  14. Happy Birthday my pawsome pals! Woohoo! What a pawty! Thanks for inviting us! ((HUGS)) OxO

  15. What a great PAR-TAY! Happy Birthday everyone! From Kimo, Sabi, Sherman & Mommakitty

  16. Well I wish you birthday pals a most happy and EPIC birthday! Your compound looks amazing with balloons, lights, foodables, drinkables, bungee jumping and tank driving - so much to see and do! Nobody throws (or tosses) a pawty like YOU all. Thanks for inviting the universe - I'm most happy to be one of the party-goers. Thanks for being YOU - you all are one in a million bazillion!!

    Love, Teddy and Mom too

  17. guyz !!! a most epic lee awesum lee tho late, soooper grate birthday two each oh ewe ...we iz sorree we mizzed thiz partee...thanx ta de butt azz food servizz gurl heer in trout towne...coz we most lee iznt a loud online on de week oh end...anyway, we noe yur dayz rocked N heerz ta 100 mor...N heerz ta a yeer a head filled with happeez & healtheez ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥