HANG ON TIGHT GUYS, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD NIGHT!!!
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Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine
~ Chapter Ten ~
Fluffing Shuffling Hell
Pandora waved her paw at the door, and the blue
warding glow vanished with a definite pop. “We’re good to go!” she said, and
swung it open, racing down the corridor towards the stairwell door.
The noise was horrific as
the zombie cats were trying to batter their way through the solid steel blockade;
they were piled high, clambering and clawing on top of one another, trying to peer
through the small sliver of a window.
Luckily, the window was so
small that even if the bullet-proof reinforced glass broke, they didn’t have a
cat in hell’s chance of fitting through the tiny space.
“Hurry Pandora!” Fudge said
urgently, his weapon raised and ready to fire.
Ice and Shadow took up
defensive stances too, their blasters whining, signalling they were ready to
fire.
Pandora placed the wooden
box on the polished concrete floor, flipped the lid open and pulled out several
small vials and a hessian bag.
Miss Warts and Mogs edged
closer to see what she was using, but Shadow stepped in their way, saying, “Miss
Warts and Mogs, I respectfully ask mew to stay behind us just in case we need
to open fire.”
They both nodded and moved back.
Miss Warts drew her amethyst tipped birch wand from inside her cloak and Mogs,
using his elemental magic, pulled his power from the air, and his paws crackled
with violet light as little silver starbursts fizzed around him like a gleaming
halo.
With all the vials ready to
use, Pandora opened the small hessian bag and threw the contents at the door. “Repellarmo
expellamento!” she commanded, using her paw to guide the contents. The spelled salt
and herb mixture hit the door and then, Pandora used her magic to spread the
contents out, covering the entire surface in a red sparkling light.
The zombie cats who’d been
in contact with the door in the stairwell were blasted away. Shrieks and howls replaced
the bloodthirsty, guttural snarling and feral growling.
Not losing momentum, Pandora
opened the corked vials and poured the contents at the base of the door. The
sparkling colours from each bottle merged into a rainbow puddle as she said
while waving her paws outward and upward. “Diadum Frette Fluidom.” The magical mixture
rolled up the door and surrounding wall, covering the red glimmering motes which
were still active and sealed the spell in place with. “Resoluto Firme!”
The rainbow seal pulsed with
a life of its own, and Fudge took a step closer to see where the shufflers were
through the window.
“Fluff me, that one just got
fried!” he smirked, witnessing the zombie cat who touched the door blasted back
down the stairwell. “That’s some good repellant Pandora. Can it be used on us?”
She looked at him. “Huh, now
there’s an idea. I bet I can make an anti-shuffler repellent spray!”
“A zombie zapper spray!”
Fudge replied with a grin.
They stood there for a
couple of minutes, making sure that the ward held and the zombies’ own magic
didn’t adapt to compensate.
Miss Warts said. “Lovely job
Pandora, and a spell I’ve never seen before.”
Mogs agreed. “Mew must teach
us that one. We could definitely use it at Mogwarts.”
Pandora smiled, quickly packing the
vials and empty bag back into the box, and said in her odd, little foreign
accent. “I’d love to share and trade magical knowledge. We could learn much from
each other.”
Ice and Shadow edged back
from the stairwell with Fudge. “Time to go,” Fudge said, as he tapped his comms
unit and added. “Basil, all ok at the stairwell.”
>^.^<
The fog was even thicker and swirling like a big, gloopy
syrup being stirred in a pan. Funghorn Furkle limped away from the church,
muttering (lisping) unmentionables as he slunk into the shadows and headed
towards Main Street. His blacker than night robe with its red satin lining smelled
like burnt wool on a damp sheep farm, and his rather unpractical footwear made
from the skins of fairy newts weren’t designed to repel fire, and the burnt
boot was hanging on by a literal thread, well bootlace.
As the bad tempered
necromancer reached Main Street, the last remaining Red Wing Raptors burst out
of the fog and surrounded him, teeth bared and snarling wildly.
They closed in and Funghorn
lisped, “For pity’s sake, it’s me your master!” Which sounded like – For pithy’s
thake, it’ths me your masther!
The Red Wings came to a
sudden stop and snorted the air ferociously, taking in the necromancer’s scent.
With a plethora of guttural, snorting barks, they backed away and Funghorn commanded.
“Go and help Sawragon and LilyDeth. They are trying to break through the force field
at BBHQ.”
The pack of raptors ran into
the fog and disappeared like wraiths in the night.
Sitting down on the old
wooden bench opposite the pub, Funghorn took out his crystal-tipped wand and
waved it at his ruined boot. “Reparee!” he decreed, and a bolt of green fire
engulfed the boot. He screeched as the magical green light turned pumpkin-orange
and the boot burst into flames again.
Kicking it off as fast as possible,
he watched as it sailed through the air and exploded in a fog cloud.
“Curses!” he thundered. “I
should have remembered that those boots can’t be spelled. When I get back to
Gremoria, I’m going to make those Fairy Newts extinct!”
Looking down at his holey,
burnt sock, he cursed again under his breath and stood up. His limp, now even
more pronounced as his boots had a little heel, he lurched furiously towards
BBHQ in the swirling mist.
>^.^<
I
had been watching Bomber and Smoke scanning the text on the fifty-inch screen. Melvyn
perched on the boardroom table next to them and was trying to read the foreign
language, but was failing terribly.
Posie smiled and nudged me. “Young
Melvyn is just so cute!”
Humphrey was standing on my
other side, and he said. “Basil, your nephew is quite extraordinary, and when
this is all over, I can’t wait to teach him a few things.”
“Should I be worried?” I
asked with a grin.
“Oh, mew should be very worried,”
Humphrey chuckled. “He’ll make Fudge, Smooch and Parsley look like saints in
comparison!”
“Fluff help me then!” I
laughed.
Bomber turned to me and said, “Commander Basil, there’s a passage here that might be of use.”
Fudge’s voice came through
my comms unit and I said. “Fluffing marvellous, head back to the Control Room
stat.”
Bomber was pointing at a paragraph
of text on the screen which in all honestly looked like Furling-On crossed with
Cati-form.
“What does it say?” I asked.
Before Bomber could reply, I
heard the Control Room doors swoosh open, instantly followed by the sound of
gunfire.
Fudge yelled, “Shufflers in
the air vents!” As he fired his AA-12 fully automatic shotgun again, and I will say, thank
fluff for drum magazines. The noise was deafening as I yelled. “Stay here with
Melvyn!” Then scrambled towards the doors as Shadow and Ice began firing their
blasters. The smell of acrid cordite filled the air as I lifted my uzi and slid next
to next Fudge and unloaded a full clip as the zombies fell out of the ventilation
shaft about twenty feet down the corridor outside my office door.
The air was filled with the
fetid stench of death mixed with smoking gunpowder and topped off with the
taint of burning electrics from the blasters.
There were so many of them
as they fell to the floor, it was like a waterfall of death.
“RETREAT!” I yelled and
pulled Fudge back into the Control Room, hitting the button to the close the doors.
I tapped on the keypad and activated the internal locks. Shadow and Ice looked
around with confusion.
“What’s wrong?” I asked seeing their angst.
“Where’s Pandora?” Ice asked, his face etched with concern.
Fudge looked around, a deep foreboding filling his face. “I thought she ran in before me.”
Shadow spun around, scanning
the room. “Miss Warts and Mogs aren’t here either!”
I stared at Fudge and the
two Maine Coons. “Where are they?”
Racing into the boardroom, I
checked if they were there.
“Humphrey, is Pandora in
here?”
He shook his head. “No, I
thought she was with Fudge and the others. Why?”
“Amber, Snowie,” I yelled, racing back to the Control Room. “Check all the cameras on Level One.”
Staring at the monitors, I scanned every inch and saw no sign, only dozens of blood thirsty shufflers fighting their way through the corridor towards us.
**AND CUT**
Guys, mew know how we roll, so many apologies to cut it right there, but we will say, OH MY COD, it's really getting out of control at BBHQ, can we take the pressure???? MOL
What the fluff happened to Pandora, Miss Warts and Mogs?
AND
What did Bomber discover in the text?
Seriously guys, this is our most wild adventure yet!
If mew would like to read Chapter 11, let us know in the comments, as OH MY CAT, this is getting more deadly by the second! Remember, this story is for mew, and mew decide if it continues.
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