Oh my cod, what a week! We did get the heating back online on Purrsday evening, and thank Cod we did, as mew'll never believe what the fluff happened on Monday night... take a look at this travesty!
But the darndest thing happened, and this is going to sound a little woo-woo for sure, but as the P.A stepped out through the patio doors at 4.15 am UK time, she heard the most unnatural noise.
Bearing in mind that there has been no wind, not even a breeze for weeks and weeks, it has been as still as a millpond, so no, it was not any weird wind sounds. It wasn't a train either. It was like an echoing, screeching, tearing, grating trumpeting sound blasting from the sky, it was truly bizarre, the weirdest thing ever, and it was LOUD as fluff directly overhead. It lasted about 7 seconds, and then it was as quiet as quiet could be.
Anyhoo, regular readers know that plenty of weird stuff happens here, but this is new, so the P.A. hopped online to see what she could find out, and luckily, YouTube had a video containing the exact same sound. Check this out:
Scroll to 1 minute thirty to hear the exact noise. It finishes at 1.39, so only nine seconds.
WHAT THE FLUFFING FLUFF WAS THAT?
Apparently, some call it apocalyptic trumpets! Yikes!
Have any of our pawesome readers experienced anything like this? Because we do not know what the fluff it was, and what the fluff was it doing above Mewton-Clawson??!!!
Should we be concerned?
AND...
Should we move into the bunker purrmanently?
Finally, here are The Mewton-Clawson Annual Zombie Hunt results.
WHO TAGGED AND BAGGED THE MOST UNDEAD?
It was a close run this year, as mew can see, but I did just pip the rest of The B Team to come out victorious.
Dirk the Dangerous did well again, coming in the #3 spot. As did newcomer Basher Bigfoot taking the #8 spot, and this year, our elderly neighbour from Mewton-Clawson Manor, Colonel Fluffton the Fifth, came out of retirement with his trusty blunderbuss to join in the fun and landed the #5 spot!
Anyhoo, let's look at this week's top headlines.
First up in the news
Parsley and Fudge's Synchronised Snoozefest
Can mew guess who won?
Next up in the news
Smooch Doesn't Like Cold Wet Snow Fur
Straight after this, he parked himself in front of the woodburner to dry out.
In other news...
Fudge's Sliver of a Sunspot
Finally this week
Melvyn's Modelling The Top Bandana Pick
Last week, mew voted for The Butterflies and Shrooms Bandana, and isn't it so adorable?
This week, Melvyn chose some supurr piano mewsic to walk down the catwalk to, a very relaxing vibe to match to supurr cute bandana. He said it made a classical change from the usual dance-techno vibe he usually struts his stuff to.
Which one should he model next?
That's us done for today, Amber will be back on Friday with a brand new book review and if mew missed any other posts, here are the links:
