Smooch here, and how are mew doing today?
So dudes and dudettes we're going to be Smooching Around the Wurld, how much fun, so much fun!
And because The B Team doesn't use conventional means of travel, I'll be using the TTTB aka the Time Travelling Telephone Box to go on my little jolly's, so thank cod I won't have to use an airport as I don't think I'd get through security with all the extra covert hardware I travel with, and I've just heard that the U.K.'s airports are all closed anyway.
I've already had all my travel vaccinations, as mew neffur know and I always think it's better to have the lot rather than risk getting some lurgy which in turn ruins your jolly's.
So where are we going today?
Today pawesome pals we're headed to the most mystical of all lands and our motherland, Egypt.
Timmy grinned and waved as he headed towards the TTTB. "Smooch my old pal, what a lovely surprise," Timmy replied. "I've been waiting for this for ages, and I can't believe that mew're finally here!"
"Yeah sorry it took a bit of time dude, the P.A. said I couldn't travel because of this Covid-19 situation, but Humphrey managed to develop a cat covid vaccine so we're good to go once I've given you a dose," I said.
"Oh, it doesn't involve needles, does it?" Timmy asked, backing away warily.
"Oh, fluff no!" I replied, laughing. "It's been made by a cat for cats, so mew know there won't be any needles at all, in fact, Humphrey was most adamant that his vaccine tasted like a really yummy treat." I fished around in my camouflage fannypack and handed him a small fish-shaped snack. "Eat this," I said with a toothy grin. "It's tuna flavour."
Timmy took a bite and chewed slowly. "Oh, that's delicious!" he said aftur swallowing.
"Isn't it epic, and it's effective immediately offering 97.9% immunity," I replied. "If only humans liked tuna flavoured treats, we could save the wurld." We both nodded and headed into the TTTB.
Timmy's eyes were the size of dinner plates as he looked around the TTTB interior, which is vastly different from the exterior.
"OH MY COD I can't believe how big it is in here and just look at the bridge, wow, I need one of these!" he laughed.
We headed towards the main console, where I'd already inputted our next co-ordinates, and I said. "Dude, mew see the big red button?" Tim grinned and nodded excitedly. "Push it and let's get this pawty started as I can't wait to show mew where we are going today, it's literally going to blow your fur off when mew find out!"
Timmy paw-smacked the button and the TTTB vanished.
10.56933201098237777r seconds later we landed here.
Thanks so much for joining Timmy and me on our epic Egyptian adventure, and I'll be back before mew know it sharing another far-flung destination, so hope mew can join me.
And if any of mew would like to accompany me on any future excursions which no doubt will be terribly exciting, possibly a little bit dangerous, well it might be furry dangerous at times and definitely a once in a lifetime oppurrtunity, send an email to:
deardrbasil @ gmail . com
With Smooch Around The Wurld in the subject line and a nice picture of yourself which we can clip plus your name, age and a couple of fun facts about mew, and who knows mew could be joining me on the adventure of a lifetime.
Until next time
Don't Furget Mew're A God! MOL
Smooch ~ Wurld Traveller and Adventurer Extraordinaire
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