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Friday 27 September 2024

Welcome To Friday Fluffers ~ Showcasing The Latest Batch of Photo Bloopers From The BBHQ Archives **STARRING ALL THE B TEAM** Parsley's Mancat Monthly Pin-Up ~ Smooch's Sit Up Fail ~ Fudge's Epic Specs Appeal ~ Pandora's Close Up ~ Amber Had To Outdo Pandora ~ Melvyn's Epic Modelling Fail AND **BONUS FLUFFER** WHEN BASIL FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TANK **PLUS** Friendly Fill-Ins AND Photo Fails Blog Hops

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Happy Friyay Fab Pals

Welcome to our Friday Fluffers post where we showcase a selection of photo bloopers, or photo fails from BBHQ, the photos that we thought would neffur see the light of day, buried deep, deep, deep in the archives on Level 12 of our secret bunker, with no chance of ever being seen on the interwebs for the world to see... UNTIL NOW!

Are mew ready for some fun outtakes from The B Team? Of course, mew are!

Also, this is the last Fluffers post of the current season and today, everypawdy is here.

And as it's the last Friday of the month, today is also... 

...and we think this selection fits the criteria purrfectly! MOL



First on the podium is 

Parsley's Mancat Monthly Pin-Up


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Parsley's Mancat Monthly pin-up fail; we have no words! MOL

Smooch's Sit Up Fail


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Smooch was taking advantage of a quick sun spell to have a quick workout, but he got stuck mid sit up! MOL


Next up is

 Fudge's Epic Specs Appeal


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Oh, we did laugh when Cat Dad was holding Fudge, and the P.A. put the specs on him!

 Pandora's Close Up


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Pandora got as close as pawsible to the P.A. to get her point across!


And finally 

Amber Had To Outdo Pandora


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Amber, seeing Pandora's effort above, found this to outdo the close-up above! MOL

 Melvyn's Epic Modelling Fail


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This was NOT one of Melvyn's finest modelling moments! MOL

**BONUS FLUFFER**

WHEN BASIL FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TANK


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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

That was all I screamed when I learned the tank had ended up in the quarry after Smooch Fudge and Parsley decided to go on a joyride #truestory! MOL 



We're joining in Friday Fill-ins with the fabulous 15 & Meowing and Four-Legged Furballs.
1. I have had Co-vid _____________ times.
2. There is no acceptable excuse for ________________________.
3. I wish _________ lasted all year long.
4. I probably look silly when I _________, but I don’t care.

The P.A.'s answers are...

1. I have had Co-vid _____________ times. I don't think I've had co-vid. I've had a couple of colds since its emergence in 2020, and those colds were the normal variety, as far as I could tell. There was no way I was poking a stick down my throat to swab, to find out if it was of the co-vid strain, fluff that!!! 

2. There is no acceptable excuse for animal cruelty whatsoever. Anyone who harms animals should have the full force of the law dropped on them from a great height, like a pyramid.

3. I wish Spring and Autumn lasted all year long. I love those seasons, with Autumn, just by a cat's whisker, taking first place.

4. I probably look silly when I am talking about life, the universe and everything with the cats, but I don’t care. And I must say, their conversational skills are epic; the amount of meows and purrs of input are truly extraordinary, and their insights are eye-opening! LOL


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Join us again on Sunday when we're here with our usual selfie selection, in the meantime...
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Tuesday 19 March 2024

CHAPTER TWENTY ~ HALLOWEEN STORY TIME **CLAWS OF TERROR** A BRAND NEW BASIL AND THE B TEAM ADVENTURE FOR 2024 **THE GRAND FINALE**

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Claws of Terror is an action-packed and immersive adventure that takes mew on a journey through a world of danger and excitement. The story draws mew in with vivid and detailed descriptions of the intense battles and spine-tingling encounters, making mew feel as though mew are right there with The B Team, fighting for survival.

HANG ON TIGHT GUYS, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD NIGHT!!!

If mew missed the start of this brand-new adventure click the link below:

Chapter One   Chapter Two   Chapter Three    Chapter Four    Chapter Five

Chapter Six    Chapter Seven    Chapter Eight     Chapter Nine     Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven     Chapter Twelve     Chapter Thirteen     Chapter Fourteen     Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen     Chapter Seventeen     Chapter Eighteen     Chapter Nineteen

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Chapter Twenty

The Final Showdown

I must say that this had been one of the most bizarre nights of my life, and right now, in this moment, I was looking forward to finishing it once and for all. After all, it was Purrsday evening and Strictly Come Pouncing was on at 11.30pm and that is one show I hate to miss! And if I’m honest, I really enjoy the Purrsday evening ritual of a nice cup of catnip cocoa and getting ready to watch.

          Smooch popped up behind me. Shadow was helping Fudge, who was limping quite badly. He couldn’t seem to put any weight on his back paw, and Smoke, followed by Parsley, was bringing up the rear as they’d retraced their steps through the next-door garden.

Bomber tapped me on the shoulder and pointed down the drive. “She’s coming back this way,” he whispered.

I nodded and then looked at my team and the M-Unit. “Weapons ready dudes. It looks like we’re going to have a showdown on Main Street!”

Miss Warts and Mogs had struggled to their feet, and Pandora wobbled as she used the wall to steady herself as she stood up.

I suddenly noticed Melvyn crouching next to Fudge and a soft green light flowed from his paw, bathing Fudge’s injury.

“Wow, that’s warm!” Fudge murmured, as the green glow intensified.

“Don’t worry Uncle Fudge, mew’ll be better in a minute,” Melvyn replied. “I’m really good at this.”

I smiled to myself and felt so proud of my young nephew. He was such a pawesome little dude.

The M-Unit stood behind Smooch, Parsley, and Humphrey, who were kneeling down, their weapons pointed straight at the mouth of the driveway. I slid next to Humphrey and said quietly. “Ready dude?”

He nodded, replying. “We’ve got to finish this tonight Basil, Crimsona Ubel has to go and meet her maker.”

“I know,” I answered. “And we’re going to blast her with everything we’ve got.”

We could hear her footsteps crunching on the gravel, as the red fog swirled with as much malevolence as fog could.

The air went ominously still, and the fog started to feel warm.

Fudge appeared at my side.

“How’s the paw?” I asked.

“Like fluffing brand new, Melvyn is a total star,” he replied.

The approaching footsteps went silent. The red mist had reduced visibility to only a few paw widths, and we all held our breath as we waited for the Red Evil to make her move.

The heat surged, and my fur prickled with the strange phenomenon. My hackles rose, and I growled, a deep rumbling filling my entire body.

“Oh Basil, where art thou?” Crimsona Ubel chanted. Her voice seemed to float on the air, coming from all directions at once.

Taking a quick glance around, I replied in the same singsong tone. “Waiting to put a bullet through your forehead!”

She cackled. It was guttural and harsh and made me bristle. “Oh Basil, Basil, Basil,” she said. “You only wish you could stop me.”

Miss Warts, Mogs, Pandora and Melvyn had joined paws, obviously Miss Warts had a hand, and she held Mog’s paw tightly, and then Meow-Da materialised out of nowhere and took Miss Warts’ other hand. The five of them stood behind the M-Unit, while Posie, Amber, and Snowie took the line behind them.

I wasn’t sure at first what was happening because I wanted Melvyn and Pandora as far away from this evil lunatic as possible. Then it hit me, not literally, just figuratively, that the five of them together, with their combined powers, could probably raise entire cities to the ground.

Murmuring into my comms unit, I said. “Everybody flank Melvyn and Pandora.”

Crimsona Ubel took that moment to release a barrage of red fire straight at us. The heat was scorching. But an invisible barrier stopped it a few feet in front of us, and the flames shot off skywards.

The Red evil snarled and tried again. Her power increased, but the invisible barrier held and her assault did nothing. The red mist had been evaporated by the heat, and Crimsona Ubel was in full view, standing in the centre of Main Street.

I didn’t hesitate. “Open fire!”

Bullets hurtled towards Crimsona, the sound was deafening, and the smell of gunpowder and burnt cordite filled the air.

I reloaded and opened fire again. The M-Unit’s blasters were whining as the lethal rays hit the Red Evil. She had more holes in her than a colander, and staggering to the side, she fell to her knees before collapsing on the damp asphalt.

It was then that I noticed a trickle of red light being leached from her, and it swirled through the night straight towards the magical five standing behind me.

With a sudden glance over my shoulder, I noticed a twinkling crystal bottle on the ground in front of Pandora, and the red ether puthered inside it.

Crimsona tried to push herself to her knees but fell to the ground again and screamed as her powers were unceremoniously removed. The bullet holes were repairing slowly, but not fast enough for her to heal and attack us again.

Everyone had noticed the red ether and had stopped firing as they watched the Red Evil begin to shrivel and wither.

I walked through the now rapidly departing mist and crouched next to the power-mad hag. Her face was etched with pain and hatred. I said, “Are mew ready to meet your maker?”

She croaked. “Go to hell!”

“Oh no, that place is not for me, but I know they have a special place reserved just for mew.”

She gurgled, and her body contorted as the last drop of magical essence, the essence she robbed from innocents, departed from her dying form.

“Just so mew know,” I added. “All those mew killed are waiting just beyond the veil, ready to show mew the same treatment mew showed them.”

She squeaked. “I hate you, Basil!”

“Happy travels!” I smiled at her, stepping back a few paces as I watched her body shrivell faster and faster until it burst like a dandelion head on a windy day.

Meow-Da appeared at my side, his paw outstretched, holding another crystal bottle, although this one was black. The dust formerly known as Crimsona Ubel spiralled up and down into the bottle, and when every last speck was inside, Meow-Da pushed the crystal stopper in place, sealing it shut.

The entire atmosphere had changed in a matter of seconds; the dread, despair and heaviness of the last couple of hours was gone. Everyone whooped and hollered, bumped paws and let out signs of relief.

Pandora was holding the other sealed bottle in her paw, the red essence shimmering peacefully as it rested inside the crystal. She passed it to Meow-Da.

“Keep these, I will,” he said. “Safe place, I have.”

The strange mist had almost vanished, and the streetlight popped on above us.

“Now there’s a sign if ever I saw one!” Smooch grinned. “Who’s hungry?”

I picked up Melvyn and carried him towards the bunker. Just as I was clambering over the broken gates, I heard a fighter jet above. And then I remembered C.J. “Snowie!” I called. “Let C.J. know that the threat has been eliminated.”

“Already done it, Basil,” she replied as she scooted up to Melvyn and me and patted the kitten on the head. The F.I.B. has still got the entire area cordoned off and is now incoming, ready to assess the damage and clean up.”

Melvyn purred boisterously as we trooped over the lawn, avoiding the silver puddle with had solidified. Just as we were about to clamber over the decimated summerhouse, I heard a familiar noise and spun around to see the Time Travelling Telephone Box appear in its usual place in the courtyard.

“Oh, fluff me!” I gasped, and we ran for cover into the bunker.

Scrambling through the debris on the first-floor corridor, I reached the Control Room, tapped the door code into the keypad and ran inside. Placing Melvyn gently on the circular central desk, I looked at the camera feed from the courtyard.

Amber was tapping on the keyboard at her console. She’d adjusted the volume, and we heard.

“Seven… Six… Five… Four…” Astrid was still counting down from when the TTTB vanished in the Thirteenth Parallel.

“Is the blast door closed?” I asked as the Control Room filled up.

“Yes, it’s closed,” Parsley replied. “We’re all snug as a bug in a rug.”

Fudge and Smooch raised an eyebrow and chuckled.

“Three… Two… One!”

Mew could have heard a pin drop as we all waited for the explosion. Mouths hung open, breaths were held, and the seconds ticked by.

“Well, that doesn’t make sense,” Snowie said.

“Mew’re telling me!” I replied.

Humphrey tapped on the keyboard at his console. “Vera, are mew online?”

The lights flickered and more time passed as we waited for the bunker A.I. to answer us in her usual manner.

Posie stepped forward and held out a tiny cube. “I think this is all that is left of Vera,” she said sadly. “Just before mew appeared on the drive, she was about to transform again, but Crimsona hit her with magic before the transformation was complete.”

I gazed at the floor and shook my head. My team also seemed sombre. I let out an enormous sigh and glanced around the room at everyone.

“We may have stopped a great evil tonight, and Vera played a pivotal role.” I glanced at the monitor which was replaying her dragon form incinerating the T-Rexs and Red Wing Raptors. “Vera has been part of our lives for several years…”

Astrid’s voice sounded. “Commander Basil, can you hear me?”

“Snowie, can mew patch me through, please?”

Snowie tapped on her keyboard. “Done.”

“Yes, Astrid, I can hear mew,” I answered. I thought mew were going to blow us up.”

There was a brief pause. “Um, about that…” Astrid began.  

And then the Control Room doors swooshed open and a strange cat walked in.

Weapons were pointed straight at the intruder faster than mew could say, ‘I’ll have a catnip surprise, shaken, not stirred!’

It wasn’t a big cat; its silky beige fur was tipped with white, and its eyes were vivid purple, which had a soft luminescence. Holding its paws up in the general stance of, don’t shoot I come in peace, it said. “Commander Basil,” the voice sounded very familiar. “I am Vera 2.0.”

“Jumpin’ juniper berries!” I exclaimed as gasps echoed around the Control Room.

“Sadly, my predecessor, Vera 1.0, was rendered obsolete when the magical blast struck her mid-transformation,” Vera 2.0 said. “However, she knew fully that such an event may occur, and set a backup programme in place, aka moi, Vera 2.0 to succeed her if such an incident came to pass.”

We all stared at the cat. Well, Vera 2.0.

“Commander Basil,” Astrid said rather sheepishly. “Vera 2.0 purged me of the computer virus that Melvyn unwittingly infected me with and stopped the detonation just in time.”

“How do we know this isn’t a trap?” I asked, my gun still pointed at the newcomer. “How can mew prove to me that mew are who mew say mew are?”

The beige cat blinked, her eyes glowing a vibrant lilac colour. “Commander Basil,” she said. “I would like to return to the mainframe if you will allow it.”

Smooch nudged me. “I have an idea.”

I glanced at him and nodded.

“Vera, do mew remember Humphrey’s ATV?”

The cat smiled. “The one you took when he’d first gone to the Rainbow Realm, and then proceeded to drive it into the tree at the bottom of the field because you didn’t know it had been supercharged, that ATV?” She paused and added. “The one you buried in the field next to the oak tree?”

“Only Vera could have known that!” Smooch affirmed.

“That’s true,” Humphrey agreed. “Because Smooch tried to cover it all up.”

I laughed. Oh, the things that happen at BBHQ.

“There was also the time when Fudge and Parsley took a tank out and drove it into a quarry,” Vera 2.0 added. “The navigation system went on the fritz, and they bailed out just as the tank plummeted over the edge.”

“That’s also true,” Fudge and Parsley said in unison. “We did that!”

“And one thing I do know is that Commander Basil will do anything to keep his team safe.” She said.

I looked at Vera 2.0, took a breath as I lowered my gun and said. “If mew want to go into the mainframe, no one is stopping mew.”

The cat winked, and, as if by magic, her body shimmered and spiralled up into a mini-tornado of nano-particles, which flew around the Control Room several times before plummeting into the circular console where Melvyn was sitting.

Humphrey stood next to me. “I will run a full diagnostic protocol on Vera 2.0 and Astrid to make sure they’re both who they say they are, and there aren't any future surprises.”

Nodding, I turned to Amber. “Well, I think we’ve missed this week’s episode of Strictly Come Pouncing.”

“It’s a good job I recorded it then!” she laughed.

Smooch, Fudge and Parsley were headed out of The Control Room with the M-Unit.

“Where are mew guys going?” I asked.

“To get a bacon sandwich!”

“Make me one too!”

**THE END**

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WOW! What an epically epic adventure, we can't believe it's over!

We do hope mew enjoyed all the thrills, spills and magical mayhem over the last twenty chapters, we can barely catch our breath, and are really looking forward to a bacon sandwich! MOL

But... if mew'd like to read the epilogue, let us know in the comments, and we'll finish the story properly, as we know mew guys will want to know what happens to the M-Unit, and especially Smoke.

Also, what about Meow-Da, Miss Warts and Mogs?

So if mew'd like us to write that, mew know what to do! MOL

Thank mew so furry much for joining us on this wild adventure, we couldn't have done it without mew, seriously, mew guys made this story happen! THANK MEW.

If mew missed yesterday’s really fun Easter Crafting with Cats post, don’t forget to check it out. We’ll be back tomorrow with some more Midweek News.

In the meantime...

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Tuesday 27 February 2024

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN ~ HALLOWEEN STORY TIME **CLAWS OF TERROR** A BRAND NEW BASIL AND THE B TEAM ADVENTURE FOR 2024

Claws of Terror ©BionicBasil® Adventure Story

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Claws of Terror is an action-packed and immersive adventure that takes mew on a journey through a world of danger and excitement. The story draws mew in with vivid and detailed descriptions of the intense battles and spine-tingling encounters, making mew feel as though mew are right there with The B Team, fighting for survival.

HANG ON TIGHT GUYS, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD NIGHT!!!

If mew missed the start of this brand-new adventure click the link below:

Chapter One   Chapter Two   Chapter Three    Chapter Four    Chapter Five

Chapter Six    Chapter Seven    Chapter Eight     Chapter Nine     Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven     Chapter Twelve     Chapter Thirteen     Chapter Fourteen     Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Claws of Terror ©BionicBasil® Halloween Adventure - Divider 

Chapter Seventeen

Well, I Never Saw That One Coming!

Mew know being marooned on an unidentified planet in the Thirteenth Parallel is, in all honesty, not my idea of fun, on any level. The only saving grace, is that we’re were armed to the teeth and maybe this Meow-Da dude might point us in the right direction for a way home.

          Mog’s lucid green eyes were as big as dinner plates as he stared in utter horror at the altar.

Miss Warts froze in terror as she watched the swirling red vortex grow larger and larger, as a violent wind whipped up and blasted everything everywhere.

Pandora nudged Posie. “Posie, that doesn’t look good!” she said in her odd, little foreign accent.

Posie whirled around. “Mew’re right there. We need to go.”

Grabbing Mogs by the paw, Pandora headed towards the door, as Posie tugged on Miss Warts’ robe, snapping her out of the stunned reverie.

Lightning crackled within the vortex and several electric red bolts shot outwards, blasting everything inside the church. The smell of burning brimstone filled the air as the beautiful wooden pews exploded, and the exquisite stained glass windows shattered inwards, causing shards of glass to hurtle through the air, like a spray of deadly rainbow daggers.

Pandora reacted instantly, and a magical bubble surrounded them, encasing them inside a protective force field, just as the lethal shards and wooden fragments bombarded them.

“Holy Mother of Fluff!” Posie hissed, as the bubble wobbled with the onslaught. “Let’s get out of here.”

Just as Pandora lifted the latch on the door, a figure tumbled out of the vortex and rolled down the aisle, screaming and wailing until it came to an ungainly stop about twenty feet away from the door.

The heap of twisted limbs among a billowing robe was still screaming as the vortex started shrinking until, with an earsplitting pop, it vanished.

Fighting its way out of its entanglement, the figure stood up. It took huge lungfuls of air as it leaned against what was left of the nearest stone column.

Pandora muttered, “Invisio expleminito!” And the magical bubble rippled.

“What did mew just do?” Mogs whispered.

“I made us invisible!” Pandora murmured, not taking her eyes off the gasping, and now choking intruder.

The church door had swung wide open, and the four of them began to silently back out of the desecrated church.

They had just reached the path outside the porch when the figure screamed again. Glancing around the edge of the stonework, they saw flames billowing up from the bottom of the figure’s robe as it ran towards the door, shrieking as it stumbled and tripped several times all the way down the slippery church path through the lichgate and out onto the narrow country lane.

“Wow!” Mogs breathed. “That was unexpected.”

“Mew’re not kidding,” Posie agreed.

“UH OH!” Pandora gasped. “And it’s about to get a whole lot worse.”

Miss Warts pointed through the swirling mist as a huge barrage of flames lit up the sky with an eery orange glow.

Funghorn Furkle was streaking down the tree-lined lane, howling in terror as he crashed into the newcomer, and they both tumbled into a burning heap as Vera emerged from the fog, breathing the fire of all hell and damnation.

The naked Funghorn Furkle pushed the flaming-robed figure away, landing in a dirty puddle at the side of the lane as he squealed like a pig in a slaughterhouse.

>^.^<

The terrifying howling sounded off in the distance, and in that moment, I saw the stone circle we’d originally landed in was gone.

“Basil, where’s the stone circle?” Snowie asked worriedly.

I scanned the area, and the cold dread of icy fingers crawled up my spine in a rather disconcerting manner. “Parsley, can mew quickly scan the area?”

Pulling the pocket scanner from his tactical vest, Parsley did a full rotation, then looked at the screen and said. “Basil, there’s no energy signature at all. It’s a complete blank.”

“Are we stuck here?” Amber asked, her eyes wide with terror as another howl sounded.

I pondered the possibilities and realised I had only one option: trust the ancient Sphynx cat.

“Snowie, Amber, I don’t know the answer to either of your questions. The only thing I do know is that we should go with Meow-Da if we want to survive,” I answered.

Darkness enveloped the planet in an instant. Meow-Da beckoned us to hurry as he headed into a rocky ravine. The high, craggy sides vanished into the night, making it impossible to determine their height. The air chilled dramatically the further we went, and I heard Amber complaining that she needed an extra fur coat.

The M-Unit were at my six with weapons ready, while Fudge and Parsley were on my three, and Smooch and Humphrey were on my nine. I checked the clip in my Uzi for the umpteenth time as the blooding curdling howls increased, getting closer and closer.

Meow-Da pointed with his cabbage stalk walking stick towards a cave at the foot of a particularly rugged cliff face. “Safe in there, we will be,” he said, his voice sounding like a gravelly landslide.

“Basil, are mew sure about this?” Smooch asked, weapon up and scanning the darkness above.

Another howl sounded, and it was close, closer than I liked, as I replied. “Smooch, get your furry backside in there, and then we’ll worry about it, ok dude?”

He shrugged and ducked under the low rock lintel. And just after we trooped inside, a large metal door on rattling chains clanked downward and sealed the exit shut.

We were in total darkness for a split second, and then torches placed around the cave walls burst into flame, illuminating the space with a warm amber glow.

Unexpectedly, a fire pit at the cave’s centre burst into life, and the flames licked high into the air. We crowded around as the warmth leached through the damp space and took the chill away.

I swiftly scanned the cave for threats, but there was nothing untoward that I could see. The ground felt sandy beneath my paws, and a strange purple luminescent moss covered some of the of walls and rocks.

I saw Melvyn scrambling over some larger boulders, trying to get to a small pool, the water trickling down from a hole much higher up the rock face.

“Melvyn, don’t drink that. We don’t know if it’s safe!” I shouted.

Meow-Da put a wrinkled paw on my shoulder and said. “Safe it is. Drink mew can.”

I nodded and said. “Just small sips, ok?”

Melvyn nodded back and tasted it. “Uncle Basil, it’s delicious!” he squeaked joyfully and lapped at the water.

Bomber climbed up next to him and began filling his water bottle, and his team promptly joined him.

Humphrey peered around and nudged me. “Dude, mew know we’re trapped, right?”

I nodded and looked down at Meow-Da, and was just about to speak when something hit the metal door with such force that it rattled and shook.

“What the fluff was that?” Fudge asked, pointing his AA12 at the door. And before I could blink, everyone had weapons pointed at the door.

“Meow-Da, I think mew have some explaining to do.”

“Sit mew will,” he replied calmly, indicating towards the smaller boulders surrounding the fire pit.

Amber was rummaging through her basket. She lifted out her Uzi, placing it precisely on the ground, followed by several spare clips, the books and then right at the bottom of the bag she pulled out some snacks.

BBHQ’s very own version of a protein bar called The Epically Epic B.T. Bar.

“Amber!” Smooch grinned. “Who’s my favourite feline ever?”

“Hungry Smooch?” Amber chuckled.

“Do mew even need to ask?” he laughed as she threw him a bar.

“And don’t panic, there’s enough for everyone,” she said, passing the foil-wrapped delicacies around.

There was another crashing thud at the door, and then a repeated battering began; screeching howls and hungry, desperate growls filled the air. The scratching and scrabbling intensified as whatever was out there wanted in.

Unopened B.T. bars hit the floor as weapons were raised, and we watched with trepidation as the metal door quivered, creaked, and quaked.

Meow-Da waved a gnarled paw, instantly diminishing the noise to a minimum. It was like he’d turned the volume down.

“Worry not. Snagrazor beasts cannot enter,” Meow-Da reassured us as he sat hunched on the rock nearest the fire pit.

We sat on the warm rocks and let the glow of the fire soothe our frazzled nerves; then, picking up our snacks and brushing the sand off the wrappers, we ate in silence.

“Waiting long time for mew, I have,” he said finally. “Help mew return home, I will.”

There was a collective sigh of relief from around the fire pit, and the flames danced in response.

“Have the tools, mew do,” he continued.

I wanted to ask questions, but I knew that this was not the time, and I needed Meow-Da to say what he needed to say.

“Come with mew, I will,” he added. “Help mew with other problem, I will.”

We all looked at him with confusion.

Crimsona Ubel, the red evil,” he croaked and coughed loudly. The name obviously meant more to him than we knew. “Finish her, mew must. In your paws Commander Basil, the fate of everything rests. But help, I will.”

I nodded, not wanting him to stop talking.

“Return tomorrow,” Meow-Da said, closing his eyes, and in the next second, he was snoring like a family of warthogs.

My team and The M-Unit looked at me. Humphrey said quietly. “Seems like that sorceress is well known around the dimensions.”

“That’s rather worrying,” Snowie added.

Amber nodded. “Does that mean she’s a serial realm wrecker?”

Smoke looked at the iPaw tablet Humphrey had given him in the boardroom and said. “My data crystal shows other dimensions she tried to decimate. She’s tried the same thing in several universes.”

“How come mew didn’t mention this before?” Fudge asked, his head tilted to the side as he assessed Smoke.

Smoke, realising that he was under intense pressure, took a breath and said rather sheepishly. “Before I joined The M-Unit, I worked in data collection and retrieval in my timeline. I was, for want of a better title, a spy. And I was privy to a mission brief about the entity known as Crimsona Ubel.”

Bomber, Shadow and Ice stared wide-eyed at Smoke. “Mew never told us that,” Bomber growled, his paw slowly reaching for his blaster.

Smoke put his paws up, trying to placate the situation.

I knew in that moment a trust had been broken, and I gave my team the look, the one that meant, stand down and say nothing. I saw Amber pull Melvyn closer and wrap a protective paw around him while he continued to chomp noisily on his B.T. bar.

Smoke was clearly distressed, and I could see things were going to escalate quickly between the Maine Coons, which was the last thing I wanted.

Standing and stepping between the cats, I said as calmly as possible. “This is neither the time nor the place. Whoever Smoke was before he joined your unit, Bomber, that version of him is long gone.” I took a breath and watched the cats. “Smoke has been a loyal memfur of your team. He’s never done anything to jeopardise any of your previous missions, right?”

Bomber looked at me, eyes narrowed as he thought about my question. He shook his head. “Nope, never.”

“He’s done everything he can, and dude, in 2033, he was nearly fluffing toast trying to save Melvyn. If he was a dud, I can tell mew this. Pandora would have known the minute she set eyes on him. Mew see she has this amazing affinity to know what someone’s true motives are, whether they are loyal and the likelihood of betrayal.”

Shadow looked at Smoke and said. “We’re mew going to sell us out?”

“Fluff no!” Smoke choked the words out. “Mew are my brothers, my family. The only family I’ve got.”

“We’re mew asked to spy on us when mew first joined our unit?” Ice demanded, his face tensed, fangs bared.

Smoke wailed. “I didn’t tell mew because I knew mew’d never trust me if mew’d known I’d worked for the Feline Fanatacists!”

“I can’t believe mew worked for those evil, muther fluffers,” Shadow growled. “Do mew know how many innocents they tortured and condemned to death because of fluffers like mew?”

Smoke hung his head in shame. “I didn’t have a choice. They took my baby sister and told me that if I didn’t help them, they’d kill her.”

There was a collective hiss around the fire pit.

“What would mew have done?” he pleaded.

“Stop!” I said as Bomber stood up suddenly.

“I would have got my sister away and ran,” he snarled, leering at Smoke.

“They had her in the tower,” Smoke blurted. “Mew know that anyone in the tower never leaves.”

The three Maine Coons looked ready to explode.

Smoke put his head in his paws. “They killed her anyway when I refused to do a job. It’s my fault she died, and I have to live with that every single day.”

“What was the job mew refused?” Bomber snarled.

Smoke cleared his throat, looked directly at his commanding officer and said. “They wanted me to infiltrate and gather intel about your commander-in-chief, Tank.” he paused momentarily. “They wanted any information that would enable them to depose him legitimately and take over The M-Unit programme forever.”

Ice was ready to strike, but Humphrey stood before the huge cat and said. “I understand your anger. I understand your desire to lash out however, Smoke paid the ultimate price for protecting your unit and The M-Unit programme. His sister was murdered because of his loyalty to mew. Now, if that doesn’t speak volumes, then mew guys really need to go and take a long hard look in the mirror.”

The brawny cats sat down, knowing Humphrey was right, and they looked down in shame at the floor.

“My little sister was called Ophelia, and she was the cutest, kindest cat mew could ever wish to meet. She had a smile for everyone and an inner light that just glowed.” he choked back the tears. “I never thought they’d kill her. I thought I could just fluff them along with bogus intel, but I didn’t know someone else had recently recruited into The M-Unit programme to watch me.”

The three Maine Coons looked at him with curiosity.

“Remember Gunner?” Smokes’ face changed, and a look of utter hatred filled his eyes. “Well, Gunner was the low-life muther fluffer who ratted me out to the head of the Feline Fanatacists, and he delighted in showing me the video of my sister being executed.”

The M-Unit looked stunned, like everything they knew just crumbled apart.

Silence filled the space, and Snowie went to sit by Smoke; she put a paw on his cheek and said very softly. “I’ve met your little sister in the Rainbow Realm. And she really is all of those things mew said.”

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Guys, mew know how we roll, so many apologies to cut it right there, but we will say, fluff me, and fluffing fluff, it’s just so bonkers!!! MOL 

OH MY COD! Who’d Have Thought Smoke was hiding such a terrible secret?

Can we trust Meow-DA? Or are we in for a surprise fluffing?

and

How does Snowie know Ophelia, and will Smoke get to see her again?

If you would like to read Chapter 18, let us know in the comments, as OH MY CAT, this is getting wilder each week. In fact, the P.A. has decided to stay in bed until this saga ends, as it’s all just too much! MOL

  Remember, this story is for mew, and mew decide if it continues.

Don’t forget to check out yesterday’s Smooch Around The Wurld post if mew missed it, and we’ll be back tomorrow with some more Midweek News.

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