Wednesday 23 October 2024

The BBHQ Midweek News Round-Up ~ Fudge Confesses to Melvyn, Smooch's Epic Leap, and Melvyn's Modelling This Weeks Top Pick Bandana

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Epic Greetings Furbulous Furiends

Welcome to the BBHQ midweek news round-up!

Well, it's been rainy, dull and overcast the last week at BBHQ, so not much has been happening outside other than a spot of leaf clearing on Caturday.

We added the Halloween header to the blog, as mew know where we're headed at light speed.

The Purrminator adventure is tootling along nicely, and we think Chapter One will be ready for next week. Let me rephrase that; it is ready for next week! MOL

The BBHQ Midweek News Round-Up ©BionicBasil® Basil and The B Team Getting Ready for Amber and Pandora's Birthday Pawty

Also, this week, we've been getting ready for Amber's 22nd Birthday and Pandora's 10th Birthday (Pandora's actual birthday is the 18th of September), but she likes to celebrate it with Amber, and Amber loves that Pandora wants to share her special day!

So get your witchy or wizardry hat on, as tomorrow it's going to be EPIC!

Anyhoo, let's look at this week's top headlines.

First up in the news

 Fudge Confesses to Melvyn


The BBHQ Midweek News Round-Up ©BionicBasil® Fudge Confesses to Melvyn

Remember last week when Fudge was trying to appease Amber regarding an overdue book?

Go and recap if mew need to... so anyhoo, the book in question is a supurr rare, signed limited edition called;

Cats'n'G.u.n.s by Sgt. Boomer Hackenfluff

Now, Fudge has been stringing Amber along, but she doesn't mind because the late fees are piling up... let us digress a moment...

The totally terrific Eastside Cats, rather casually mentioned in the comments last week: 

Amber, should I tell you that most libraries around us have stopped late book fines?

Just to set the record straight, Amber is conscious that most libraries have stopped the late fees. However, the Mewton-Clawson district has not yet subscribed to this new modus operandi due to Amber being in charge, and what Amber wants, Amber gets. Another way of putting this is that it's Amber's way or NO WAY! It really is that simple. 

Amber says mew will continue to pay late fees because she basically needs the cash to buy more books. Therefore, late fees will prevail for as long as Amber decrees it, with price hikes to match the current rate and range of inflation! (She's so fluffing sneaky!)

But thank mew so furry kindly to the epically epic Eastside Cats for being epic enough to mention it, as mew know how Amber can be! MOL

Back to the gossip... so the rumour mill has it, that Fudge was caught confessing to Melvyn, that Cats'n'G.u.n.s by Sgt. Boomer Hackenfluff has actually been b-l-o-w-n u-p.... by mistake; it was not intentional; it was just one of those supurr rare (Yeah, Right!!! MOL MOL!!!) BBHQ mishaps in the firing range after too much catnip very late one Caturday evening or very early one Sunday morning after a wild night in the Nip Nirvana Lounge down on Level 11. (He can't quite remember the timeline.)

It appears that good ol' Sgt Hackenfluff had a rather interesting take on a new g-u-n p-o-w-d-e-r mix, and Fudge mixed it right but didn't read the entire thing, and then it was BOOM, coupled with immediate incineration of said book.

Luckily, Fudge had actually just left the firing range to go and get more supplies, as nothing was happening. He later (much later...) remembered that the new G. P. mixture was created, so it had a one-minute delay before detonation, thereby lulling adversaries into a false sense of security before they were epically ambushed sixty seconds later.

The mixture was called Ambush Armageddon, a fitting name we think. And it really did work, but sadly, Fudge can't remember the recipe, just random flashbacks and the book is gone forever, and Melvyn said after all of this confession. "Dude, I have no words other than a long, long vacation might be a REALLY good idea!"

Next up in the news

Smooch's Epic Leap

 
The BBHQ Midweek News Round-Up ©BionicBasil® Smooch's Epic Leap

Smooch was bipping around the BBHQ garden on Caturday as the P.A. and Cat Dad were doing a few jobs, mainly leaf clearing; well, I suppose mew could call it leaf blowing with the new gadget, and it seriously does blow them everywhere.

Anyhoo, so Smooch was bipping between the mill wheels as the leaf blower blew, and he was caught mid-leap; just look at him, what a dude! 

Finally this week

Melvyn's Modelling The Top Bandana Pick


Last week, the Batty Bats won the vote, so here's BBHQ's super meowdel doing his thing! 

The BBHQ Midweek News Round-Up ©BionicBasil® Melvyn Modelling The Batty bats and Pumpkins Bandana

Fudge was on standby to lend a paw when Melvyn needed a quick tickle and fettle before he strutted his stuff. Oh, mew mew won't want to miss Melvyn's supurr cute roll on his first run, totally adorable!

Check out Melvyn's videos on your preferred social media channel:




Which one is your favourite this week?

Which one should he model next?


Here's the bandana fabric collection for October. 

The P.A. has decided to leave the choices like this, so just pick your favourite fabric and watch it appear on Melvyn next week! MOL

The BBHQ Midweek News Round-Up ©BionicBasil® October's Bandana Fabric Selection

This month's epic options are:

1. Black Cat Surprise

2.  Halloween Cats

3. Steampunk Cats and Pumpkins

4. Supurr Cute Spiders

5. Batty Bats and Pumpkins

Next week, Melvyn will model the final October bandana, and we'll be sharing the brand-new November collection, we can't wait for mew to see what we've got lined up!

That's us done for today. Amber and Pandora will be back tomorrow with their spooky Halloween Birthday Pawty, and Amber will be back again on Friday with another fab book just for mew (don't worry, she did the review earlier in the week, as we all know what an old lush she is! MOL), and if mew missed any other posts, here are the links:

 The B Team's Selfie starring Melvyn

Amber's Latest Book Review



We do hope mew have an epic day, and remember to always...

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12 comments:

  1. How wonderful the newest adventure is coming soon!

    Fudge, you'd better start digging to find a copy of that book somewhere. It may cost you a front and back paw, so to speak (like a human paying an arm and a leg), to buy it from a collector, but that's better than facing Amber.

    As for Amber, for heaven's sake why does she let rare books out of the rare book room? You're supposed to only handle them in there, with white gloves, and if you want to refer back you either take photos of the pages or make copies on the copy machine (at a modest sum per page, here it's about ten cents).

    Smooch, you have mad leaping skillz.

    You did a wonderful job this week, Melvyn!

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    1. And of course I forgot to add, my cats will be there for the party, I just hope they don't come back looking quite so disreputable as last time.

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  2. Fudge, I think you are in big trouble! Good jump, Smooch, and great modelling, Melvyn.

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  3. guyz…epic lee awesum fotoz thiz week and pawz up smooch 🐾🐾🐾‼️‼️‼️😺 melvyn, fudgez groomin …pre run way show… slowed ya down a bit thiz week buddy😺😺💙🐟💚

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  4. Everyone looks good in their Halloween hats! Smooch you do cats proud with yer leap to new heights. And we too have no more fines, but Lynn is never evfur late. She believes in punctual returns of her luved books. We'll be to da pawty. Precious

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  5. Those are fun photos gang and your header is so spooky cool! Thanks for joining Angel Brian's Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!

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  6. Love your header. I love your kitties and I love you.

    I pick #2 for next week and I know I'll be right.

    I linked this post to Wordless Wednesday.

    Have a fabulous day and rest of the week. Scritches to all the kitties and a big hug to mom. ♥

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  7. Sounds like an exciting week! Love the picture of everyone in their Halloween hats! And Melvyn's roll, too cute!

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  8. Melvyn, you look positively spooktacular!
    All of the libraries 'round here have dropped fines too, which is fab.

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  9. Our libraries no longer have fees, but Amber has to raise funds somehow and it is her birthday month so she can do whatever she wants . Also, any cat over 20 can do whatever they want whenever they want. Looking good Melvyn. Can't wait to read your story. XO

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  10. What a great week, mew guys. We're loving Smooch's epic leap!

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  11. Wonderful photos love the new header see you at the party.x

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